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NONE OF YOU FUCKERS KNOW SHIT ABOUT STAR TKRE

Sisko should have materialized on Voyager and vaporized Chakotay and impregnated Janeway (take that Q) and treated Neelix like Quark and Tuvok like Odo. Also Julian should have materialized too and became friends with Harry so that the show still looks ethnic.
 
OH I DON'T KNOW WHO JUST HAXXOREDED MY ACCOUNT THERE AND POSTED IN NON-ALL CAPS BECAUSE THAT CERTAINLY WASN'T ME AS THE ONLY WAY TO POST OLINGE IN IS IN ALL CAPS SO THAT PEOPLE SEE WHAT YOU'RE DSYAING BECAUSE IT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO SEE MY WISDOOM AND MY WIDWOSM IS THIS: JANEWAY WAS ACTUALLY PICARD'S MUM BET YOU DIDN'TK NOW THAT
 
That's a like and you know it. WHY do you hate Picard SO much?

WELL CAPTAINWACKY, TELL US U GOOSE HAT SALESMAN?@QAKPdposahf
 
YES HE DID IT WAS IN A COMIC CALLED "SCOTTY'S GAMBIT" WRITTEN BY GAMBIT FROM X-MEN BET YOU DIND'T KNOW THAT HE'S A REAL PESRON WHO WRITES COMICS AND ALSO YES HE FOUND PORTHOS BUT HE WAS A GIANT MUTANT PORTHOS WITH BIG TEETH AND HE ATE UP SOCTTY'S MIDGET FRIEND AND SCOTTY KILLED HIMSELF AND THAT'S WHY HE WON'T BE IN THE NEXT MOVIE WHEN YOU SEE IT AND SCOTTY ISN'T IN IT NOW YOU KNOW WHY KAY FHANX BI
 
DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT THE LAST LIZ TAYLOR HAD HER FIRST ACTING ROLE IN THE ORIGINAL STAR TREK EPISODE "SITTING ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER" AS SPOCK'S MUM NO YOU DIDN'T.
 
Internet arguers always say "NEXT" like that. It makes me laugh.

ANWYAY I ONCE MET LEANOARAD NIMOY AND HE SAID HE LIKED MY HAIR SO PART OF MY BODY IS LINKED TO STAR TRKE AND NONE OF YOU BOOK READERS CAN TOUCH ME.
 
SO WHAT I MET PICARD BACK WHEN HE HAD HAIR AND IT WAS A BIG AFRO AND WE WENT OUT PICKING UP GIRLS HE WAS MY WINGMAN I PICKED UP TROI AND HAD SEX WITH HER WHILE I WAS PICKING HER UP OKAY AND SHE WAS STILL HOT THEN AND I TIT-FUCKED HER TITS AND EVERYTHING RIGHT UP THE TITS SO DON'T THIK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME.
 
OMG YOU GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD NO I BET YOU HAVEN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL SLOW AND I HAVE INSIDE SOURCES, THE NEXT MOVIE WILL NOT BE DIRECTED BY JJ ABRAHAM AS HE'S BEEN FIRED BECAUSE THE ENDING OF LOST SUCKED AND INSTEAD IT WILL BE DIRECTED BY THE GREAT RUSSELL TED DAVIES THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE CHARACTER "DOCTOR WHO" FOR THE BBC IN 2004 AND OMG YOU GUYS HE'S GOING TO KILL OFF KIRK IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES WHEN A BOX OF CONCRETE FALLS ON HIM AND THE NEW CAPTAIN WILL BE A GAY BLACK TRANSEXUAL WOMAN ALIEN ESKIMO WITH ONE ARM AND METAL FEET AND IT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE BUSINESS!!!
 
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