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Note to Luci

Enkephalen said:
You've made me use up my yearly quota of exclamation points you scoundrel!!!
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I don't know how it happened for sure, they definitely weren't spent on Luci, but I've used all my exlamation points through the year 2013. Don't know what will happen if the world doesn't end next year and I have no exclamation points.
 
Enkephalen said:
This poster is not the real Luci!! He does not remember me at all or our many, many posts back and forth in years' past! Where is the real Luci? Where? What have you done with him? This poster is a fraud and a sham! He does not even remember that I named him Luci! I concur with Eloisel -- Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!!

You've made me use up my yearly quota of exclamation points you scoundrel!!!
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Just because I fail to recall our 'many, many posts back and forth in year's past' suggest I am not the one true, world-famous SAINT LUCIFER? Odd logic. I have been away from this shithole for so long there is much I have forgotten. I AM the real Luci. As I have stated previously, one need only check with the Admins who have my IP information. They are the proof. They KNOW it is me. How dare you label me a 'fraud and a shame'? I am almost insulted! You should be ashamed of yourself!

I have absolutely no idea who originally came up with the 'Luci' term, but I am almost positive it was not you. I most certainly am no liar, either. I would suggest you watch your mouth from this moment forward.

I would ask that you remember ONE thing, and it is a MOMENTOUS thing...

I AM BACK!!​
 
eloisel said:
You forgot to scratch your balls. Are you being polite? If so, what's next? A clean undershirt?
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Get out of my mom's head! My mom is always complaining about my dirty undershirts but yet refuses to buy me new ones.

(The undershirts ARE clean but look dirty due to being many years old)
 
Loktar said:
Get out of my mom's head! My mom is always complaining about my dirty undershirts but yet refuses to buy me new ones.

(The undershirts ARE clean but look dirty due to being many years old)
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LOL

Well, one of these days you will have a job and you can buy yourself new undershirts and make your mom so proud.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Just because I fail to recall our 'many, many posts back and forth in year's past' suggest I am not the one true, world-famous SAINT LUCIFER? Odd logic. I have been away from this shithole for so long there is much I have forgotten. I AM the real Luci. As I have stated previously, one need only check with the Admins who have my IP information. They are the proof. They KNOW it is me. How dare you label me a 'fraud and a shame'? I am almost insulted! You should be ashamed of yourself!

I have absolutely no idea who originally came up with the 'Luci' term, but I am almost positive it was not you. I most certainly am no liar, either. I would suggest you watch your mouth from this moment forward.

I would ask that you remember ONE thing, and it is a MOMENTOUS thing...

I AM BACK!!​
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Please note that I did not call you a "shame" but rather a sham. I think you had a Freudian slip there Pretend Luci! Sham Luci! Fake Luci! The original Luci prided himself/herself/itself on perfect spelling. In fact, the real Luci went on numerous tirades about what a perfect speller he/she/it was due to the so-called better educational system in Canada.

And for your information, Fake Luci, the real Luci remembers that he/she/it was named by me. You just keep showing your fake petticoats to us -- Fake Luci! I want my original, real Luci back!
 
Enkephalen said:
Please note that I did not call you a "shame" but rather a sham. I think you had a Freudian slip there Pretend Luci! Sham Luci! Fake Luci! The original Luci prided himself/herself/itself on perfect spelling. In fact, the real Luci went on numerous tirades about what a perfect speller he/she/it was due to the so-called better educational system in Canada.

And for your information, Fake Luci, the real Luci remembers that he/she/it was named by me. You just keep showing your fake petticoats to us -- Fake Luci! I want my original, real Luci back!
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Damn, I didn't even catch that error. Ooopsy.

You are quite correct when you whine that I was/is a spelling communist. That would not be a spelling error though, but a typo.

If you do not believe it is the one true Saint Lucifer, then why do you bother to post in my direction? Don't bother to do so any further if you wish to stick with your claims.
 
Silly Luci. You are my love slave. Of course I am going to be mean to you and humiliate you in public. I'm just sorry you are not the real Luci. You need to be restrained and given a good flogging, boy. Maybe if I ratchet up the pain quotient you might just want to tell me who you really are and what you did to Original Luci. Hmmm. . .nipple clamps are in this spring?
 
Yes, and once I "pry apart his butt cheeks" with the Jaws of Life, Luci Loose Cheeks will have a major gap between his cheeks.

The evolving/devolving nomenclature for him is currently "Major Gap Luci Loose Cheeks."
 
Enkephalen said:
Silly Luci. You are my love slave. Of course I am going to be mean to you and humiliate you in public. I'm just sorry you are not the real Luci. You need to be restrained and given a good flogging, boy. Maybe if I ratchet up the pain quotient you might just want to tell me who you really are and what you did to Original Luci. Hmmm. . .nipple clamps are in this spring?
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You know, now that you mention it, I DO recall a certain lust you displayed for me many years. I am quite astonished that said lust remains, even after my long absence from this dump. Such is my power over the fugly snatches like yourself.
 
SaintLucifer said:
And, like the simpering toad that you are, you keep following like my bitch that you are. Go fetch me a Rickard's Red. Be quick about it, or it's five across the eye.
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he threatened you. Are you scared? I would be scared if I were you. It's five across the eye after all.
 
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