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Official Trek 11 countdown/news thread

Yeah that's OK too, there are plenty of okay moments tossed into the fray throughout the flick.

It's criminal that they give an actor of Malcolm McDowell's caliber a line like: "Now if you'll excuse me Captain, I have a date with eternity...and I don't want to be late!" He needed a mustache to twirl at that point. Pure 60s Bat-Villain talk.
 
TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN.
 
Man's got a point.
 
I like the part where Malcolm McDowell kicked himself in the nuts until Spot was so freaked out that he had no choice but to rape a sandwich.
 
Best DVD Extras Evar, I'll grant you that.

Also the scene where Shinzon appears in Troi's window and fogs it up screaming "I'LL BE BACK TO RAPE YOUR MIND LATER!" before flying off into the black with the Wicked Witch, the Grinch and Draco Malfoy (who I would rape).
 
CaptainWacky said:
I like the bit with Picard and Riker talking at the end.
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Oh yeah, when he tosses away a priceless artifact and gift from his deceased friend and mentor.
 
He learned, in the Nexus, that such things are no longer important.
 
I thought it was funny when Kirk called Picard a dill and no one noticed.
 
Picard should have brought his own saddle (to the Nexus.)
 
I liked it when Kirk made his horse walk sideways next to Picard's horse.

Biggest Trek gay sex overture EVAR.
 
the new movie has been "frozen" apparently which means there will be no changes at all made before its release in May. WHICH MAKES YOU WONDER WHY THEY DON'T JUST FUCKING RELEASE IT IN JANUARY.
 
CaptainWacky said:
the new movie has been "frozen" apparently which means there will be no changes at all made before its release in May. WHICH MAKES YOU WONDER WHY THEY DON'T JUST FUCKING RELEASE IT IN JANUARY.
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Welcome to Harry Potter's world.
 
Maybe they are hoping one of the stars will die in the meantime and they can float on a wave of guaranteed posthumous oscar publicity.
 
Could they get Majel Barrett an Oscar nom for her voiceover work?

Probably not!

Eggs, have you read spoilers about the new Potter? Appaently they've completely gutted the ending.
 
Speaking of "Generations" I really hope this movie is good. I hope it is amazing. I hope people are having spontaneous orgasms in the theater.

Because then it'll be yet another time Nimoy's been involved with a quality 'Trek product while Shatner's individual 'Trek outings have stunk like George Takei's cock after a hot date.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Eggs, have you read spoilers about the new Potter? Appaently they've completely gutted the ending.
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I hadn't, but after reading your post I went to AICN and read a review from a test screening. I hope they fix the ending (and the beginning for that matter), it sounds like a real letdown.

A gutted ending was exactly the problem with the last movie. Why don't they think people will sit for an extra 15 minutes to watch an ending that actually makes sense?

(END OF NON-TREK POTTER RANT, APOLOGIES)
 
Seriously, the only thing I remembered from the book was the ending with the running battle with Snape and instead he just walks out!
 
Since they have the whole thing taking place while Harry peeks through a grate, concievably they could
reshoot the battle correctly without Daniel Radcliffe while he's on Broadway.

Then when he's done, they could
film a proper funeral and maybe come up with some better parting dialog for Harry & Ginny than the end of the book, which I found slightly lacking.

OH YEAH STAR TREK THIS SUMMER BIG BROWS KIRK FTW WOO WOO!
 
That'll be the day.
 
HOPE WITH ME!
 
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