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Official Trek 11 countdown/news thread

It is not logical, but often it is the case.
 
AICN is reporting Karl Urban (Eomer in Lord of the Rings) as McCoy and that Shatner WILL be in the movie.
 
In the last 5 minutes of the moview, Shatner and Nimoy will be in suits, sitting on the patio of their Starfleet offices, having a brandy and smoking cigars, and talking about everything that happened, followed by:

SPOCK: The human half of me wonders if I am enough of a man.

KIRK: Don't be silly. You're a man's man! It's in your character bio, I read it during rehearsals.

SPOCK: Sleepover tonight?

KIRK: I guess so.

Then an old jazz tune swells up in the background, as we fade to credits.
 
This movie is going to suuuuuck. :(
 
Dude, EVERYONE's thinking Boston Legal ending over at TrekBBS now. Which is kind of weird since this is a Trek movie.
 
I really hope The Shat is in it.. time is running out!
 
CaptainWacky said:
Dude, EVERYONE's thinking Boston Legal ending over at TrekBBS now. Which is kind of weird since this is a Trek movie.
OMG I started something???? HAHAHAHAHHA LEMMINGS BONC!
 
I think it should have a STAR TREK ENDING.
 
Actually Samuel T. Cogley started it at Trek. BUT MINE WAS FUNNIER GORRAMMIT!!!11
 
CaptainWacky said:
I think it should have a STAR TREK ENDING.
Like, Kirk is killed by a steel bridge and some big rocks? Or maybe a rogue plowteam of oxen? Or a reeeeeeeally bad paper cut? OR HE STAYS IN THE NEXUS AND KNITS CHICKENS LOL?
 
I dont think they will even attempt to explain how Kirk lives.

I think the movie will start in the 24th centuary.
Spock has moved back to earth and now lives at Kirks old appartment in san fransisco.
He hasnt changed a thing about the way Kirk had it, and Spock does some kind of deep opening monolouge as the camera pans all the way around him to show his is alone in the room.

THe film starts in proper and he does all the wacky shenangians in the past with the new versions of the crew, then at the end of the movie he is back in the room again, back in the 24th centuary.

He starts another monologue "I did the best I could to maintain the timeline as it was, although logically just being there, and the romulans being there, there would be some subtle differences to the new timeline."

All the time the camera is circling the room with him in the center as it did before

"How ironic that when the romulans went back in time to stop the begining of Kirks life, they would actuall end up undoing the end of it"

And the camera finishes its circle and Kirk is stood next to him, obviously older than he was in generations, but clearly alive and well.

Kirk holds two glasses, he passes one to Spock.

"To Bones and Scotty" Kirk says warmly.

They clink glasses and the credits roll.

That way you get Shatner in the film, and he only needs to take about an hour off Boston legal to film it.

Plus the end leads it open for either a new film with the old cast, or the new one.
 
MY WHOLE WORLD IS CRASHING DOWN AROUND ME
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Or when Kirk appears alive at the end he says "I had to dig my way out of my own grave! Stupid Picard should have check my pulse!"
 
And then Buffy appears and says AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BREAK OPEN YOUR OWN STEEL CASKET ON TOP OF IT TOO BUCKO!
 
They both saved the world a lot, and sang at inappropriate times.
 
It's appropriate if a demon has cast a spell on you.

Shatner has no such excuse.
 
Shatner's excuse is that he RULED THE GALAXY BITCHES!!
 
HE'S A ROCK IT MAN.
 
Shatner's agent probably was a demon, and cast the spell that made him think he should sing and make albums.

HOLLYWOOD IS EVIL! OMG!
 
It was the Triskelions!
 
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