Official Trek 11 countdown/news thread

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't say "My god!" in real life.

I say My........................................ GOD

I want to start a fan club for "Overacting Alien" on the left.

 

[The Question]

I think it would'a been a heartwarming family moment to have Santa Sulu handing out brightly gift-wrapped WHOOPASS on Christmas morning!

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Chang's demand, "Don't wait for the translation! Answer me now!" is a reference to Adlai Stevenson's similar demand of Soviet Union representative Valerian Zorin at the United Nations during the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis"

Basically just hammering the Klingons = The Falling USSR thing TUC was going for.

Yeah, I knew it was a refernce to something 20th century but couldn't be bothered looking it up.

I DO like TUC, was just pointing out that there's some stupid shit in it like there is in every Trek movie...but like Menty said I don't thik Trek 11 can afford to do stupid shit, it has to wow the audience and make shitloads of money to ensure a future for Trek.

Now, what about McCoy giving that old woman a pill that regrew her kidneys in TVH...

 

[The Tomtrek]

There was plenty of stupid shit in Star Trek IV.

And all of it was awesome.

FUN FACT about Star Trek IV:

Kirk goes out for a meal with Gillian, and they oder two pizzas. Kirk has no money so Gillian plays. They have to leave so they get the pizzas to go. We then see Kirk walking away from Gillian's truck with both the pizzas in hand, so he just got two free extra large pizzas from her, the pimp.

BONUS is that he's holding them as he gets beamed up to the Bird of Pray, but he hasn't got them when he materialises. So he ate them mid-transport.

AND THAT IS A DATE WITH CAPTAIN KIRK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If Scotty was doing the transporting he probably redirected the pizzas straight to his belly.

 

[whisky]

Along with Gillians panties.

 

[The Question]

Can picture Scotty shouting at the transporter controls, "GET IN MAH BELL-EH!!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

If Scotty doesn't say "haggis" during Trek 11 then it will flop.

 

[The Question]

And if he doesn't say flop it will hag us OMFGLMAOFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP plurp

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Magazine cover OMG SQUEEEE etc.

Gawker/Defamer thinks that ZachSpock looks too much like Katie Holmes:

I can't wait for the backstory explanation for how Kirk lost his FRICKING HUGE BUSHY EYEBROWS before taking command of the Enterprise.

 

[whisky]

He does have Kirks "I know everything, plus I have a big cock" smirk though.

Spock kind of looks like hes being goosed

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just came.

(Spock looks a bit plastic though.)

 

[whisky]

come again?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He would, but those huge pix crushed his big toe.

 

[whisky]

You can edit the big spock one to a link if its causing too much trouble.

http://www.lonaf.com/phpBB2/files/excltrekpic_big_318.jpg

Missed a few

 

[whisky]

weird double post thingy

 

[whisky]

Most of the trek nerds at BBS are hating the bridge

 

[CaptainWacky]

ZOMG!¬!!

Kirk: Why isn't he in uniform? He does have the cockiness, which is good.
McCoy: Looks alright!
Chekov: Looks like a spotty nerd.
Sulu: Has little presence (yes I'm juding on that one pic.) So that fits for Sulu.
Scotty: LOL at Pegg's face. It's going to be hard to take him seriously.
Uhura: Fit, but a bit moody looking in that first pic.

THE BRIDGE is certainly interesting...I'll wait for fanboys to tear it apart.

 

[whisky]

I wonder if the bridge is from an version of the timeline the romulans have altered, and that it goes back to something more familier by the end?

Cant say I am too bothered, it certainly looks expensive and functional.

And I guess we finally have the answer as to wether the enterprise had escape pods

 

[Gonad]

WOULD YOU PLEASE USE SPOILERS????!!!??? (lol)