OFFICICIAL BADLANDS REQUEST FORM 367-A

[The Dork Lord]

How about we merge all the fucking Karma threads, too?

seems to be an echo in here...

 

[Loktar]

Ye are a villainous cur! Thou art destined for pain!

*hits Loktar with the mighty hammer Mjolnir*

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, I shall be avenged.

*hits Yub with Grabthar's hammer*

HAMMER FIGHT!

 

[Yub]

PFFT. Thor's mighty weapon vs some flimsy alien piece of crap? Mjolnir wins.

 

[Loktar]

PFFT. Some gay viking's hammer vs some cool alien piece of awesomeness? Grabthar wins.

fixed

 

[Yub]

That's a god you're disrespecting. I eagerly await your electrocution via lightning bolt.

 

[Loktar]

That's a god you're disrespecting. I eagerly await your electrocution via lightning bolt.

Bah! Norse rhymes with horse as in horseshit.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Thor's a fucking hippy.

Beta Ray is a hippy with a horse-face.

Discussion over.

 

[Loktar]

Thor's a fucking hippy.

Beta Ray is a hippy with a horse-face.

Discussion over.

*smacks DL with a fish*

 

[The Dork Lord]

*throws a mail order brise @ Loktar*

 

[Loktar]

*throws a mail order brise @ Loktar*

A mail order bris?

*cups his cock n' balls for protection*

 

[The Dork Lord]

*smacks Loktar with typos*

 

[Loktar]

 

[Dark Pickle]

I knew you lyk3d it ruff!