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According to the picture you posted your head takes up most of the interior front and back.

I want to tell you I appreciate the honesty you're willing to display. Not many people want to admit that being in contact with them requires a person to subject themselves to a thorough cleaning. Consider it done in honor of you forthrightness.

K? Just saying.

According to your logic, then, a stick figure is an accurate representation of you. Correct?

As far as the washing thing, I don't care if you blame me. Just do it. People near you will be thankful.
 
Hurry up, 'Gear. You're going back on ignore at 4:39 p.m.

Dear Eloisel/Gigantic Head-

You never cease to amaze me coming up with yet another cross to try to nail yourself to.

What are you going to do if you don't have someone to persecute you? Wait I know, you'll persecute yourself. How droll.

Are you sure you don't want to bump the time up?
 
According to your logic, then, a stick figure is an accurate representation of you. Correct?

As far as the washing thing, I don't care if you blame me. Just do it. People near you will be thankful.

Have you bumped your giant head? You reading comprehension has suffered additional damage.
 
Ohhhhh.... I want to go back on vacation right now.

Between the fag lame and the sloppy chop, I was beginning to think I'd stumbled and fallen headlong into Brawl Hall

You're really starting to slip.

I think you should go on vacation forever.
 
According to your logic, then, a stick figure is an accurate representation of you. Correct?
For certain parts below the neck it would most propably be a correct representation :phpmrgreen:


I want a vacation, too! I slept badly, have a splitting headache and a sore throat, must go out in the cold and dark now to get to work and am generally grumpy today. Classical bad hair day. Plus I had only 5 days off all year. Can't wait till the weekend after next. I decided I am old enough to do something crazy and shall hire a car and drive through 3 European Countries to attend a Jim Byrnes concert in Belgium. YAY! Fortunately, it's in the Dutch-speaking part of B. (While my French is just sufficient to read a menu my Dutch is quite passable.)
And the week after that I'll be the interpretor at a con with Rene Auberjonois and then I'll have a looooooooong vacation in southern Italy YAY!!!!
 
Went to La Margarita Restaurant across the street for dinner and live musicians.

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Tex-Mex Enchiladas with rice, beans, and guacamole. They gave me amaretta flan with chocolate sauce for free. :phprazz:

I see my mom was hitting on the locals again!
 
I think you need a bigger purse.

What's in that blue box??

That purse is awesome - washable, pockets for everything. When the purse gets too full, I examine what is in there and take out what isn't absolutely necessary.

That blue box is to put my jewelry in when I'm out and about. Keeps me from losing a ring or an earring. I still lost another copper bracelet on this trip but I lose those all the time - they just fall off my wrist.
 
Looky there - Eloisel implied I'm gay. For shame.

I would have thought a gay lame was beneath you. There I go giving you too much credit again. Not to worry. It won't happen again.

Amateur.

Well, why not? We've already uncovered a nearly rabid dislike for all things Mexican; shouldn't she be allowed to let her homophobe flag fly? We're amassing quite a list of character flaws for our resident super senior citizen.
Hates beaners
Hates fags
Hates liberals (hates them double if they're liberal fags)
Hates hippies
Hates bilinguals (probably thought that was some newfangled kind of fag)
Hates me
hates you
hates the trololol dog (but he's so cuuuuute.)
hates men
hates men's penises

Our southern Bell Witch pretty much is a seething pustule of angry molecules just looking for something to latch onto and smear up with little tiny hate nuggets.

Jesus, glad I'm not in Texas.

And just so you know, gear...I don't catch.
 
Well, why not? We've already uncovered a nearly rabid dislike for all things Mexican; shouldn't she be allowed to let her homophobe flag fly? We're amassing quite a list of character flaws for our resident super senior citizen.
Hates beaners
Hates fags
Hates liberals (hates them double if they're liberal fags)
Hates hippies
Hates bilinguals (probably thought that was some newfangled kind of fag)
Hates me
hates you
hates the trololol dog (but he's so cuuuuute.)
hates men
hates men's penises

Our southern Bell Witch pretty much is a seething pustule of angry molecules just looking for something to latch onto and smear up with little tiny hate nuggets.

Jesus, glad I'm not in Texas.

And just so you know, gear...I don't catch.

lol Donovan. You don't know my mama.
 
Originally Posted by Donovan
Jesus, glad I'm not in Texas.

Awww...don't lump all us Texans together.

I know, I know - another one of those crappy statements directed at me ...

however,

Texas really is a wonderful place and most of the people that live here are nice too. Don't know what you like to do for fun, but you will likely find something here to do that you will enjoy.

I won't bother you if you come to Texas. Promise.
 
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