On a serious and somber note.

[SilentBtViolent]

ZOMBIE LORD RAFFLES TO RULE TK WITH IRON FIST -- MORE TO FOLLOW!

 

[Saturn]

Oh. Glad he's not dead.

Although, I liked him better when he was.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

What am I going to do with all these wilted lilies now?

 

[Grammour Boy]

VINDICATION!!!!!!​

 

[whisky]

So basically Jack was full of shit, again

 

[Gagh]

I'm heading to GB in the fall and was planning to see he and gagh and wacky even perhaps

?

 

[Gagh]

He hasnt agreed to it, but it's still my fucking intention.

God you guys are still fucking idiots, I guess thats a good thing.

Pray for Raffles family. Hope I don't die while I'm still posting here, I can imagine what you morons will say.

Whisky knows me a lot better than you jack. You made a big mistake there '

 

[Sarek]

Um, Lord Raffles, I just thought I'd point out that admins can see who is browsing a thread even when they are logged out. That was a little addition of mine, thank you.

Dammit.

And I was hopeing he had volunteered for this:

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=57767

Atleast then we'd know if it was real or not.

 

[VKD]

The troll was going OK - a lot of gullible people fell for it - but jack blew it I'm afraid

 

[Grammour Boy]

Hahah, too true.

#1 Rule of trolling: Never overplay your hand.

 

[VKD]

^ that's the #2 rule.

#1 is 'Nothing is off limits'

not even death threads.....

 

[Grammour Boy]

Nope.

If you overplay death threats, the troll fails.

Revert to #1 rule.

 

[Saturn]

*dies*

I expect a eulogy of rousing indifference.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I never read any of his posts.

I guess I never will.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So if he's not dead...where is he?

 

[Captain Jack]

Ah, the old story of the boy who cried wolf comes to mind. You've just lost any trust and sympathy from nearly (if not all) the folks who have read this thread and really thought you had died, Lord Raffles. Not funny. It was pretty shitty actually. I did feel bad for you. I won't make that mistake again.

 

[Grammour Boy]

I did feel bad for you. I won't make that mistake again.

He will not die again either.

 

[Captain Jack]

He will not die again either.

Oh, like that brings me great comfort. Not. The little fucktard lied, and preyed on the sympathies of others to get his kicks. Fuck him. The reality of it is, he could have really died. We don't know. It could happen to anyone on this or any board, and it has. This was just bullshit. Disgusting. Neg that little fucker.

 

[Paladin]

*YAWN*

Christ on a stick you people are idiots! I saw the very first post and knew the fucker was lying. He does it all the time. You all must have the collective IQ of a dead neutered gnat!

 

[ScrotusRex]

Ah, the old story of the boy who cried wolf comes to mind. You've just lost any trust and sympathy from nearly (if not all) the folks who have read this thread and really thought you had died, Lord Raffles. Not funny. It was pretty shitty actually. I did feel bad for you. I won't make that mistake again.

IT'S A TROLLBOARD FOR FUCKSAKE!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING EXPECT? ??? A KARAS=PWN3D

YEAH, I FELT BAD FOR HIM TOO. I LIKE THE GUY. HE HAD A GOOD LAUGH ON US. WELL PLAYED, RAFFLES & CREW.