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jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
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jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
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jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
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The Legendary Troll Kingdom
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rancidmilko

I came for the porn
A cautionary tale for all the gringos wanting to come down here to score some easy pussay

Even the natives have a hard time distinguishing them these days


 

rancidmilko

I came for the porn
IN a few days it should happen again

Carnaval is almost here and every year is the same thing

A bunch of drunken dudes hooking up with trannies thinking they're real women

Some of them are impossible to pinpoint. They're more feminine than many women

And Brazil has a problem. Many women here have, uh, "manly faces".

Girls with big feet and hands. And don't you dare asking them if they're really women.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I'd give her a pearl necklace, as long as she didnt try to impale me on her meaty pole.
 

rancidmilko

I came for the porn
Someone just posted this in a group

Lots of cases here, some perfect 10 goes around exchanging spit with a bunch of jocks in raves and college parties and a few days later, they're famous all over Whatsapp

Back in the 90's there were already a few of them around and once, I was drunk and luckily enough, someone gave me a warning

You can usually spot them by the voice, but after a few beers, in the dark, loud music, one can find himself committing a huuuuuge mistake
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
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jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
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jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
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The Question

Eternal
Someone just posted this in a group

Lots of cases here, some perfect 10 goes around exchanging spit with a bunch of jocks in raves and college parties and a few days later, they're famous all over Whatsapp

Back in the 90's there were already a few of them around and once, I was drunk and luckily enough, someone gave me a warning

You can usually spot them by the voice, but after a few beers, in the dark, loud music, one can find himself committing a huuuuuge mistake
That's why the better part of no-homo is, don't jump on everything that gives you attention. Shove that stray-dog nature to one side and do your best human-being impersonation.
 

The Question

Eternal
I'd give her a pearl necklace, as long as she didnt try to impale me on her meaty pole.
If there's a "meaty pole" involved, it ain't a 'her'.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
A post-op "tranny" is called a eunuch. Eunuchs are still dudes. It'd still be geh.

Yeah but dudes dont have to dilate their reconstructed vaginas every day with a steel rod, lest the whole thing gets stuck back together. That or find some guy to dilate it for "her.

I wonder if that's the attraction?. Post ops literally have to either dilate or fuck every day to keep it "open"
 
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