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Orgasm Horror Stories
- Thread starter Dark Pickle
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Instead of, "Heyyyyyy yooouuu guuuuuyyyys!!!"
Somethin' for the stoop anchor to ook over.
That one yells, "YYYYooooo nnnniggggaaaaazzzz wheeeerrrre mmmmmmuhhhhhh bufffammmmmmo cccchhhhiggggggummmmmzzzz!!!"
rancidmilko
I came for the porn
A cautionary tale for all the gringos wanting to come down here to score some easy pussay
Even the natives have a hard time distinguishing them these days
Even the natives have a hard time distinguishing them these days
rancidmilko
I came for the porn
IN a few days it should happen again
Carnaval is almost here and every year is the same thing
A bunch of drunken dudes hooking up with trannies thinking they're real women
Some of them are impossible to pinpoint. They're more feminine than many women
And Brazil has a problem. Many women here have, uh, "manly faces".
Girls with big feet and hands. And don't you dare asking them if they're really women.
Carnaval is almost here and every year is the same thing
A bunch of drunken dudes hooking up with trannies thinking they're real women
Some of them are impossible to pinpoint. They're more feminine than many women
And Brazil has a problem. Many women here have, uh, "manly faces".
Girls with big feet and hands. And don't you dare asking them if they're really women.
rancidmilko
I came for the porn
Yay or nay?
Loktar
Internet God
Yay. Unless that sarong is hiding a schlong. I'm not gay. I wouldn't mind a post-op tranny though.
Yay or nay?
rancidmilko
I came for the porn
Someone just posted this in a group
Lots of cases here, some perfect 10 goes around exchanging spit with a bunch of jocks in raves and college parties and a few days later, they're famous all over Whatsapp
Back in the 90's there were already a few of them around and once, I was drunk and luckily enough, someone gave me a warning
You can usually spot them by the voice, but after a few beers, in the dark, loud music, one can find himself committing a huuuuuge mistake
Lots of cases here, some perfect 10 goes around exchanging spit with a bunch of jocks in raves and college parties and a few days later, they're famous all over Whatsapp
Back in the 90's there were already a few of them around and once, I was drunk and luckily enough, someone gave me a warning
You can usually spot them by the voice, but after a few beers, in the dark, loud music, one can find himself committing a huuuuuge mistake
rancidmilko
I came for the porn
That's why the better part of no-homo is, don't jump on everything that gives you attention. Shove that stray-dog nature to one side and do your best human-being impersonation.
Looks like Anjelica Huston. Or, rather, that is to say, Anjelica Huston looks like a horse pretending to be a man in drag.
If there's a "meaty pole" involved, it ain't a 'her'.
A post-op "tranny" is called a eunuch. Eunuchs are still dudes. It'd still be geh.
jack
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Yeah but dudes dont have to dilate their reconstructed vaginas every day with a steel rod, lest the whole thing gets stuck back together. That or find some guy to dilate it for "her.
I wonder if that's the attraction?. Post ops literally have to either dilate or fuck every day to keep it "open"