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Parallel Dick

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That is not an answer to said question.
Although, upon further review, I see how it is an answer to the vague question at hand.
 
Here is the question:
Anyone ever see a dick that is parallel to the stomach rather than perpendicular.....causing it rather painful to attempt intercourse, but also stimulating in different ways.
 
I Love Cunt said:
Here is the question:
Anyone ever see a dick that is parallel to the stomach rather than perpendicular.....causing it rather painful to attempt intercourse, but also stimulating in different ways.
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I thought they all did that ... some in built safety mechanism to keep them flush with the body and stop them from banging into random things or something
 
btw have you noticed the patterns of mens chest hair? it kinda grows in a camo pattern HAHAHAHA
 
SuN said:
I thought they all did that ... some in built safety mechanism to keep them flush with the body and stop them from banging into random things or something
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Yes, but what if it is so parallel to his body that it can barely move any direction? Giving head is barely possible.
Plus, what if you are just like having sex for a while, like 2 hours, and he still doesn't cum because he just keeps saying, "harder, harder, you aren't rough enough" "Abuse my cock"
etc etc
and you are thinking, "Omg a vagina isn't meant to work that hard-is it?" And after 2 hours or more of sex, like 2 weeks and he never comes, except once by himself to make sure it is still working, and well you kind of give up.
 
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