I Love Cunt
Watch It
Anyone?
That is not an answer to said question.
Although, upon further review, I see how it is an answer to the vague question at hand.
Here is the question:
Anyone ever see a dick that is parallel to the stomach rather than perpendicular.....causing it rather painful to attempt intercourse, but also stimulating in different ways.
I thought they all did that ... some in built safety mechanism to keep them flush with the body and stop them from banging into random things or something