Patrick Stewart "loses will to live"

[Cassie]

It wasn't Edge, but it was someone kind of similar looking. FUCK. I can't ever remember the newer wrestlers, even though they're not really new wrestlers anymore.

I AM GOOGLING WRESTLERS, OKAY? Tried googling hot wrestlers got hot chip wrestlers, I guess it's a band and a song or something... googling some more OOPSY safe search is off look at taht dong... what was I looking for?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EDGE!



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[Cody]

EDGE!



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no she was thinking of the edge from edge and christian tag team champs.

I think the cute blonde wrestler she was thinking of is chris jericho though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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[Cody]

he was a long haired bleach blonde surfer looking wrestler years ago.

 

[Cody]

john cena is the only other one that comes to mind.

 

[jack]

I went to a party with Michael Caine that was held inside Beyonce's vagina.

I was in a band with Michael Caine's daughter, and we all had tea in my kitchen one afternoon.

 

[Cassie]

Chris Jericho is close, but that's not him.

 

[Cody]

Chris Jericho is close, but that's not him.

maybe scottie too hottie?

 

[Cassie]

No, no.. not that blond. He doesn't have really blond hair, just regular brownish blond hair.

 

[Cassie]

Okay, after more Googling I think it might have been Kevin Nash. This would have been in the early 2000's so he was a lot better looking then. OKAY? don't judge me

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well Kevin Nash is about seven feet tall so you'd probably remember THAT? Also he always tears his quiads.

 

[Cassie]

He was tall! HOPEFULLY THIS MYSTERY IS SOLVED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FINALLY!

*ejaculates*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SIR Patrick Stewart probably had a short ride to the Daily Show studios from his comfy digs in Park Slope. Unless the Brooklyn Bridge was backed up.