People named Stan should have to earn the nickname "the man"

[CaptainWacky]

People named Stan should NOT be allowed to just automatically call themself "Stan The Man" they MUST earn the moniker "the man" through some great act or deed, IMMMMMMMMHO!

 

[I am Dan Brown]

Apparantly Ulrika Johnson refused to call Stan Collymore "The Man" due to her knowledge of the real "The Man" who also had a general issue with Stan Collymores use of this moniker.

His career was shortened not by his ridiculous violent mysogeny - oh no... THE MAN sorted out Mr Collymore.

Another scoop from me I think you will find.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Noel Edmonds plans to help Collymore turn his life around...WITH THE POWER OF COSMIC FARTINg.

 

[I am Dan Brown]

Noel Edmonds has daily pig sperm injections into his face. He pays for the injections by selling his beard clippings on ebay to frustrated Chinese game show hosts who "just wan wan mor TV hit, please mr edmons!"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

One day Noel Edmonds will reprise his popular '80s quiz show "Telly Addicts", with the audience comprised entirely of his reunited ebay beard clippings, each wearing a minutely detailed Mr. Blobby costume.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Noel Edmunds usually Deal Or No Deal to get laid.

(This one is the hardest to believe of all, but is actually true!)

 

[I am Dan Brown]

Noel Edmonds calls the banker whilst he is having sex and asks for advice.

 

[I am Dan Brown]

I really killed the thread with that last one I think.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was a good post.

 

[Loktar]

People named Stan should NOT be allowed to just automatically call themself "Stan The Man" they MUST earn the moniker "the man" through some great act or deed, IMMMMMMMMHO!

People call me "Dan the Man" all the time and I hate it. Its so annoying and overused. Yeah it was cool maybe the first couple times but now not so much. Its makes me feel even worse when its someone I barely know that calls me that.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hey look, it's Dan the Man!

 

[Loktar]

GRR!

 

[Mentalist]

I really killed the thread with that last one I think.

Made me laugh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stan, Stan, he's our boy, if he can't do it, no one...will.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Throughout history, there have only been two "Stan the Man's".

Musial and Lee. Period.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't believe there have been any "Dan the Man's" that have been sanctioned by God or me.

I would love to see a Fran the Man. Because, y'know, it would probably be a chick with a dick.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Franciss.

 

[Cassie]

Next time someone calls you Dan the man, whip out your scarred dick and tell them to SUCK IT. OK that wasn't very nice, but it's all I've got.

 

[Yub]

Yes, I agree. Because it will only either serve to get people to stop calling you Dan the Man or result in giving them legitimate cause to. Also you may find actually find some chick who secretly lusts over scarred cock and get an awesome BJ and future sex bunny.

 

[Dershocka]

I prefer calling someone who's name doesn't even rhyme with "The Man" the man.

Like, "Hey there's Bob the Man. sup Bob the man?!"