Poem for Eloisel

[OnyxOverdrive]

There once was a porker named Gay
Who parked her caboose at TK
She lost all her friends
When she shat her Depends
And left forever, but won't go away


:dance:

 

[eloisel]

Isn't it 5:00 o'clock somewhere, VKD?

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

you didn't like my poem?

I'm thinking of entering it into a contest

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

imagine if it's published and becomes a bestseller. she'll be famous!

 

[eloisel]

You are such a funny guy VKD.
You are a guy, right?

You should enter your poem into a contest.
Maybe someone will pay you cigarette money for it too.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

SQUEAL PIGGAAAH!!!

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

time to photoshop Eloisel's face onto Ned Beatty's...


well I can't be bothered so you'll just have to imagine it

 

[eloisel]

LOL - I was thinking of that video clip and posted it before I saw your post there.

Considering the three persons in that video are male, none of them are representative of me. However, they do more than adequately depict you and your little friends. Are you the poker, the pokee, or the one watching?

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

I'm not so sure, male or not, they're inbred Southern redneck hillbillies - so therefore much more representative of you than us

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

WTF happened?
www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=92744

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

my poem is harder hitting and more true to life.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Your's is a fucking limerick! Unless you think caboose is symbolic of sexual overdrive: Woohoo for da hooha!

 

[eloisel]

I'm not so sure, male or not, they're inbred Southern redneck hillbillies - so therefore much more representative of you than us

No. I believe it matches the three of you completely. You may not be south of me, but you are definitely south of someone.

 

[eloisel]

WTF happened?
www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=92744

That was written by the original Jack. He's dead now.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

what happened in between the composition of the two poems was a "trip" to "Glens Fall" that absolutely definitely DID happen

 

[jack]

I think they should rename the town Glens Fails

 

[eloisel]

what happened in between the composition of the two poems was a "trip" to "Glens Fall" that absolutely definitely DID happen

What happened was I left TKR. And, yes, I absolutely definitely DID go to Glens Falls, New York. And, just like a lot of places that I've been too or will go to, I will not provide proof to you that I did. You've done nothing to deserve that privilege.

 

[jack]

You're a liar.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

That was written by the original Jack. He's dead now.

what did he die of?

 

[jack]

My dick is so big I asphyxiated from loss of blood when I got an erection.

But I'm back. Must be the "second coming".