Porn and psycho girlfriends with nice asses

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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My brother has Thursday, Friday and Saturdays off from work (he works 4 10hr days) ANYWAY.. no matter what he does on his days off his girlfriend, Amy, finds something to be really really mad about. IMO, if you work all the time you should have at least one day to just fuck off and do nothing. Today he had a Dr appt, and then he came over here and pressure washed the back porch for me. APPARENTLY sometime this morning he spent a couple hours using Amy's laptop to look at porn. She is spitting mad! She was yelling at him on the front porch and her leg was bouncing (you know that I'm mad heel tapping thing). Now, to avoid her, he's pressure washing the outside of the back porch!

Is a girl's ass ever nice enough to give up porn for?
 

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
I cannot answer that question fairly as I am not really into judging womens' asses.

Some men's butts on the other hand are pure poetry.....
 

YingSawSay

I'm high
Porn isn't a replacement, it's a substitute. If she finds a reason to get mad at him on his days off it's likely because she knows he will be more interested in getting some trim during those days. She's keeping the sex from him, thus he turns to porn.
 

Cassie

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Well, I think he's the one who's a little sexually repressed. I don't know how that happened.
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
Teach your brother how to delete history on a pc, and he'll be just fine
 

Dr Dave

pillzlol
His only mistake was useing her laptop to do it. I could see getting annoyed about that, but not the fact that he looks at porn.
 

Cassie

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He doesn't know anything about computers. He bought her the laptop cause she's going to school, but she can't use it this week so she left it at home, HE JUST WANTED TO GET A NUT! (not that he'd ever talk to me about such things)

He has a box full of pornos that she tries to hide from him too. He won't watch them with her, which is crazy cause that is how I learned how to give porno head.. err not from watching dvds with my brother.
 

Dr Dave

pillzlol
It's best you added that last bit :p

Dunno what her deal is. She should not feel so threatened by porn. As long as both parties get what attention is reasonable, I don't see an isssue with him (or her) having porn.

Is she the type that if she did have porn and he made a deal of it, she would get annoyed?
 

Cassie

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She gets annoyed about everything, so yes.

Did I mention that if he says a chick on TV is hot, she doesn't want him to watch the show anymore? She gives him shit for watching Chuck! PSYCHO.
 

YingSawSay

I'm high
Sounds like she's pretty insecure. Watching porn is like apple pie, puppies and baseball. It's just the American thing to do.

There is nothing like watching porn and thugging one out right in front of your lady. That's when you know you've really arrived in the relationship.
 

Cassie

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I watched lots of porn with my ex husband. It was fun.. I don't understand what her hang up about it is.
 

Cock

Let's be making sexy business
she's cheating on him
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Is she like ridiculously smokin' hot? If she's not, then he should dump her ass. I mean, she has to be like Salma Hayek with big milky boobs hot.
 

Cassie

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She's hot, but not Selma hot.

Srsly, my brother is an asshole most of the time, but he's managed to not punch her in the head, somehow.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I think I love this girl for no particular reason.
 

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
Maybe the gf should get to choose the porn next time - was he was watching g/g action and she didnt care for it? (It bores me to tears - but I like g/b & b/b action just fine!)
 
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