Porn and psycho girlfriends with nice asses

YingSawSay

I'm high
Well you know....just sayin....
 

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
I am in agreement with his agreement.

Are there any who would like to disagree?

If so, drink some toilet water first.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I don't know what he was watching, she seems to think it's a crime for him to jerk off to any porn. MASTURBATION IS A GIFT FROM GOD.
 

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
Teach him how to say things like "I was looking for a sexy outfit to buy you for valentines day."
 

Ancalagon

I'm not wearing any panties!!
Is he watching porn instead of boning his GF? B/c it's one thing to rub one out when ya got nothing better to do, another if you are horny but don't want to fuck your significant other.

Although is seems she is attacking the symptom of a problem instead of trying to find the root.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Maybe it was elf porn.
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
Its a common fallacy that men give up wanking when they have gfs or wives.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Well she wasn't even home when he was wanking to porn. I think she just overreacted cause she overreacts to everything.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
She's mad at him cause he mentioned one of his ex girlfriends at dinner.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Did he say "YEAH SASSY SUE HAS SOME FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE TITS, NO WHAT I'M SAYING?"
 

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
That bitch is crazy!

I don't get mad when the HB jerks off I just think it's a waste. He gets up early and doesn't want to wake me up so he might cruise some porn and wank it in the shower but I always tell him he can wake me up, I'm always down for an early morning bang.
 
If she's got a decent ass, then he should make his OWN porn.

Then it's not really wanking to "porn", it's re-visiting some fun memories with the gf.

Worked for me.

-SB
 

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
When I have been *truly* in love, I've had no desire to look at other woman. But, even if the relationship lasts that level or type of love doesn't usually. It matures, changes into something different but not necessary better or worse.

Anyway, she has a right to be upset. What they need to do is talk and set ground rules for that kind of stuff. Something our friend SB knows a lot about. But they probably won't. He'll go on watching porn and drinking beer and she'll go on yelling at him.

And the short answer to your question is yes, a hot ass is worth it.
 
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