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Post your TK Upgrade conspiracy theories here

Kitty said:
Not as much conspiracy as it is an obvious fact but...

QotW is fixed. Only incrowders and the favored few ever get a silly little one-liner posted across the top of the board.
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Once again I'm told I'm an incrowder and one of the favored few. Okay, but where is my crowd?
 
TK is now in YOUR MIND!

You will all start seeing a "Head TK" that looks like Menty and urges you to do naughty things in the name of God.
 
Consumer said:
TK is now in YOUR MIND!

You will all start seeing a "Head TK" that looks like Menty and urges you to do naughty things in the name of God.
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I've been doing that for years already. It was easier to just give in and do those naughty things - and, oh, so much more fun.
 
Love Child said:
jack isn't enough huh?

OH COME ON JACK! LAUGH ABOUT IT! ITS FUNNY. (not really)
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Jack is my non-crowd favorite.

If I'm going to be part of the "in-crowd" I'd kind of like to know where the "in-crowd" is. I might want to hang out there.
 
Jack to build a newfound high tech radio & video to broadcast Henoch related drunken rants 24/7...dance numbers & leisurely bath tub times to be broadcast in HD! Events resulting in Henoch passing out & the possibility of chocking on his own vomit will require extra fees paid to TK. Henoch engaged in playtime with Dr. Daves ducks will be broadcast free with the purchase of HBO & Showtime.
 
Henoch, darling, sugar lump,
Just keep on talking and writing - forever - don't ever stop.
I love it.
 
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