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Prediction: tonight's Torchwood will be utter shite

Seen it, also seen the pathetic attempts to explain the continuity error between it and Torchwood
 
That's the bit that was on Jonathan Woss(and I noticed John Barrowman was wearing the same suit again on Any Dream Will Do). What's the continuity error? Why does the Doctor ignore Jack(has he been ignoring all Jack's phone calls and can't be bothered with another wanking competition?)? How can someone hang on to the outside of the TARDIS screaming while going through a wormhole even if they're not able to die there shouldn't be any air, right?! Is Captain Jack the most persistent stalker in history?
 
In the finale of Torchwood Jack is in his office when he hears the Tardis sounds and papers start blowing around and shit, he smiles and (we presume) enters the TARDIS. Gwen and the others then go into his office and find it empty.

In the Doctor Who episode it LOOKS LIKE the Tardis is outside and Jack is running after it and stuff...THEY CHANGED IT OKAY.
 
Oh. I'd forgotten most of the Torchwood finale. Maybe they'll explain it away with the use of TEMPORAL MECHANICS?
 
Maybe Jack was actually running out his office to have GAY SEX in the Torchwood finale. With a robot or something.
 
You might've hit upon the way they'll get out of it. Jack hears the TARDIS through some sort of surveillance system in that square in Cardiff and jumps out of the hub through a secret trap door/fireman's pole/pterodactyl and runs outside. This is where the Dr.Who version cuts in.
 
Except the papers and stuff were blowing around in his office. Maybe he had a fan on.
 
He might have just farted.
 
Maybe he was crapping out a stopwatch.
 
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