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Predictions for 2007

Mentalist

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2007 will be the year that the Scandanavian pop group Aqua make a triumphant return to the top of the charts!


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The world will be stunned by the death by autoerotic asphyxiation of Timmy Mallet
 
I WILL NEG TECMAN INTO THE RED AGAIN, ONLY FOR MISSMANNERS TO USE HER PATHETIC LOVE TO SAVE HIM FOR THE BAZILLIONTH TIME.
 
I predict for 2007:

There will be snow in Canada.

There will be a war somewhere.

There will be happy days for Shevchenko fans again. (it could happen!)

There will be nonsense, cleverness, bitterness, humour, flaming, support, idiocy, serious debate, vicious insults, sharing of something interesting, sharing of something tasteless, sharing of favourite Youtubes, satire, art links, music links, on-line drunkeness, conjecture about TV shows, and mindless spamming at TK.
Happy New Year!
 
Sardonica will return to TK and attempt to restore all his deleted posts but accidently change all Shatna's old posts to "at 17, they're very keen!" instead.
 
Pete Doherty will be arrested on drug charges in 2007.

If he can wait that long.
 
Lindsay Lohan will do something STUPID AND GAY.
 
Lindsay Lohan will reveal more of her naughty bits in 2007.
 
What's left? Colonoscopy pics?
 
Exposed Labia Minora is left. Thus far only Majora has made a cameo.
 
Britney and K-Fed will get back together on August 23rd.
 
To perform a double suicide, if there's a God.
 
I will fuck this man:

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UNLESS I FUCK HIM FIRST GIRLFRIEND *rolls head*
 
Oh no you didn't!

*snap*
 
CaptainWacky said:
Sardonica will return to TK and attempt to restore all his deleted posts but accidently change all Shatna's old posts to "at 17, they're very keen!" instead.
Wow
 
I predict, in 2007, that a famous Hollyweird couple will marry then, after a suitably short marriage - divorce. We will all pretend to be shocked. I will demand my wedding gift be returned.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Sardonica will return to TK and attempt to restore all his deleted posts but accidently change all Shatna's old posts to "at 17, they're very keen!" instead.
Best prediction ever.
 
The "shut the fuck up" wars will not get old until December 31st 2007.
 
I predict that many of us will have fewer active cells in our livers by this time next year.
 
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