Princess Nikki..

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh god those pictures are funny i haven't laughed so much since the aircon prank call. "I'm SO COoOoOoOoOoOoooooOollllLLLLDDDD!!!" "Well I'm sorry darlin, but what d'ya want me to warm you up personally??"

 

[CaptainWacky]

There was a picture of her in the Sun working on a farm with a GIANT PIG.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So what is she like Paris and Nicole on "The Simple Life" now? Barf.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Porn = check
Reality TV = check
Sex with undesirable celebrities = check
Something weird with pigs = check
Prissy tantrums = check
Loaded = check
Fugly and stick thin = check

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG I HATE HER NOW LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like her.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I like her too, Wacky. But she's still a dog's dinner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE'S UNIQUE LIKE A SNOWFLAKE FROM HELL

 

[Grammour Boy]

 

[whisky]

You mean I missed her touching poo?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's getting a big predictable, isn't it?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe you've seen that expression before(probably in Nikki porn), but I haven't.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I BET IT'S ALL FAKE LIKE WRESTLING

 

[Grammour Boy]

 

[Grammour Boy]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I read that the sewage parts took place the day after Pete dumped her. She did seem a TAD more subdued.

 

[Grammour Boy]

PETE'S LOSS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

OMG IF I SEE PETE ILL KILL HIM FOR DUMPING SOMEBODY I AINT NEVER MET OR NOTHING

 

[CaptainWacky]

TOTALLY GIRLFRIEND HOW DARE HE DO DAT TO DA PRINCESS IF I WAS HIS MUM I'D PUT COCAINE IN HIS FOOD AND KICK HIM IN DA BALLS LOL THEN I'D KILL HIM WITH A GUN

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'D TAKE THE PISS OUT OF HIM BY ONLY USING THE WORD "WANKER" WHEN TALKING TO HIM