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Princess Nikki..

Oh god those pictures are funny i haven't laughed so much since the aircon prank call. "I'm SO COoOoOoOoOoOoooooOollllLLLLDDDD!!!" "Well I'm sorry darlin, but what d'ya want me to warm you up personally??"
 
There was a picture of her in the Sun working on a farm with a GIANT PIG.
 
So what is she like Paris and Nicole on "The Simple Life" now? Barf.
 
Porn = check
Reality TV = check
Sex with undesirable celebrities = check
Something weird with pigs = check
Prissy tantrums = check
Loaded = check
Fugly and stick thin = check
 
I like her.
 
I like her too, Wacky. But she's still a dog's dinner.
 
SHE'S UNIQUE LIKE A SNOWFLAKE FROM HELL
 
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You mean I missed her touching poo?
 
It's getting a big predictable, isn't it?
 
Maybe you've seen that expression before(probably in Nikki porn), but I haven't.
 
I BET IT'S ALL FAKE LIKE WRESTLING
 
I read that the sewage parts took place the day after Pete dumped her. She did seem a TAD more subdued.
 
OMG IF I SEE PETE ILL KILL HIM FOR DUMPING SOMEBODY I AINT NEVER MET OR NOTHING
 
TOTALLY GIRLFRIEND HOW DARE HE DO DAT TO DA PRINCESS IF I WAS HIS MUM I'D PUT COCAINE IN HIS FOOD AND KICK HIM IN DA BALLS LOL THEN I'D KILL HIM WITH A GUN
 
I'D TAKE THE PISS OUT OF HIM BY ONLY USING THE WORD "WANKER" WHEN TALKING TO HIM
 
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