Puppies are like babies

[Dershocka]

Remember when Goldberg put his fist through a car window for no particular reason and nearly died? LOL.

He thought he saw a Twenty on the dashboard.

OBLIGATORY JEW JOKE LOL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a tard.

 

[Yub]

Can't I love puppy skin slippers and democracy? I CAN! UP YOUR COMMUNIST NOSE, TISIPHONE!!

 

[Tisiphone]

You can, but I still call you a fascist. So nananananananananananananana!

Now look upon your destroyers!!!!!

Of course if this is a red X, as px seem to be when I post them on the work computer, then nevermind.

BUT TREMBLE ANYWAYS

 

[Dr Dave]

Did he start "shooting" on the nurses?

No.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Motherfrakker.

 

[Yub]

I will not tremble the the face of my future footwear!

 

[Dr Dave]

Goodman.

 

[Tisiphone]

Awww...back when I actually liked all my dogs. Now Cheyenne is in heat, so we had to cancel her surgery, which means she's pregnant again...BUT WE GOT HER IN ANOTHER VET AND THEY'LL ABORT THOSE BITCHES WITH A KNITTING NEEDLE.

Then, it's likely I'll get rid of both mommy & daddy and just keep Sookie. Harm (daddy) went after Sookie the other day, actually drew blood on her poor face. Fucker. I beat him with a broomstick, but now she won't got out into the backyard, so I have to put her on a leash and take her out front.

 

[Yub]

My little dishrag Shitzu Maltese Cross is currently missing, presumed dead. The other dog, the Staffy Lab Cross is mooning about the house because his doggie brother is not there to play with him...

 

[Tisiphone]

Awww...I can ship you a dog if he needs a pal.

 

[Volpone]

I love puppies.

Indeed. They're so tender. Adult dogs require tedious marinating or a Crock Pot. :ramen:

 

[Tisiphone]

 

[Tisiphone]

 

[Yub]

If he doesn't turn up soon, we'll get something new. I miss the rotten little bastard tho, so I hope he does.