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Are evergreens really green forEVER?
 
why don't I fucking kill myself?
 
Yes, no, and one day you just might -- while fucking. The goat will be pleased and will then gnaw the flesh from your rotten yella BONES.
 
THE SAINT HAS A HEADACHE. THE SAINT DEMANDS THAT YOU POST PHOTOGRAPHS OF COMELY YOUNG LASSES DIVESTED OF ALL THEIR CLOTHING. SO LET IT BE RECKONED.
 
Sorry, I'm dying of aging.
 
*makes waggly-fingers of vew-dew at Wacky, forcing him to age faster* Bowwwwww to my willlllllllll!!!
 
5 cocktail wienies attached to a pingpong racket does not constitute "waggly-fingers"!
 
Shhhh! You're not supposed to TELL them that! :?:
 
This thread is as disturbing as a turban filled with bourbon.
 
Nor was it as random as I was led to believe. Conversation turned to vag, AGAIN. Not a god damn thing random about that.
 
Well, if it's a tremendously BIG vag, could be. You could lose your keys in there.
 
Even donkeys?
 
"Hey hey, we're the Monkees!" was the last thing the victims reportedly said before being swarmed by KILLER BEES.

Imported from Paris.
 
Stabbing pains in the left side of my chest. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, RIGHT?
 
Depends, is there an actual knife in your chest?
 
All MF threads end up about death and vagina.
 
No knife.
 
I asked Summer Glau to stop sucking my cock long enough for me to concentrate and write this post B ut the ;lakj;osihd;lhvlaouhsdf
 
That bitch.
 
Yeah, my eyes are STILL crossed from that. Damn, bitch must be part Electrolux or some shit YO
 
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