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Rejected Chuck Norris facts list

172) Chuck Norris later kicked Denver's plane out of the sky.
 
173) Chuck Norris thinks this thread is dragging but is too polite to say anything.
 
174) Daniel Boone is a goon, he's an asshole.




































































Chuck Norris.
 
175) Chuck Norris was filmed by papparazzi killing his assistant for drinking his Diet Coke. Coca-Cola turned the footage into a TV commericial that won 3 Cleo Awards.
 
176) I've been told I'm actually related to Daniel Boone.

























































Chuck Norris thinks that's pure hogwash.
 
177) Chuck Norris was the inspiration for captain pugwash
 
178 ) Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked this thread off of page 2!
 
179) Chuck Norris has nightmares about talking pickles.
 
180) Chuck Norris can't resist beating dead horses.
 
181) Chuck Norris once sued a horse for taking his name. He kept the case in court until the Monday after the Kentucky Derby, just to make sure the horse couldn't run.

Don't ever make Chuck Norris ornery.
 
182) Chuck Norris is super stylish.
 
183) Chuck Norris works out in his sleep.
 
184) Chuck Norris visited the set of Family Feud one day and gave a roundhouse kick to Richard Dawson's head because his name was featured in a question but he was not the #1 answer.
 
185) Chuck Norris considered running in the 2008 presidential election, but decided America wasn't ready for ass-kicking on such an epic scale.
 
186) Chuck Norris will eat my kidneys if I don't bump this thread!
 
187) Chuck Norris was offered a part in The Condemned but turned it down when he realised that he's probably end up "killing Stone Cold for real."
 
188] Chuck Norris never gets paper cuts
 
189) Chuck Norris uses a spoon to twirl his spaghetti on his fork before eating it. However his fork is actually a SMALL MAN WHO PISSED HIM OFF WHILE ON LINE AT THE SUPERMARKET.
 
190) Chuck Norris sings show tunes in teh shower!
 
191) Chuck Norris saves on water bills by showering in the blood of his enemies.
 
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