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Rejected Chuck Norris facts list

151) Chuck Norris was formed when Chuck Jones collided with Norris McGwerter to form a new being.
 
152) Chuck Norris invented pizza but wanted to name it "Norris Pie".
 
154) Chuck Norris deleted 153
 
NORRISADMIN ABUSE!! :shock:

155) Chuck Norris declined to play for the Yankees by giving Steinbrenner a roundhouse kick to the head (I wish).
 
156) Chuck Norris isn't scared of a heel-turned CaptainWacky, even though HE SHOULD BE.
 
157) CHuck Norris turns heel while hes kicking you in the head
 
158) Chuck Norris makes dresses of the skin of his roundhouse kick victims and wears them to parties.
 
159) Chuck Norris is built Ford tough!
 
160) Chuck Norris invented dipferia
 
161) No one had ever discussed Chuck Norris on the internet before this thread.
 
162) Chuck Norris disemboweled his second grade teacher with a crayon!
 
163) Chuck Norris is probably unhappy I didn't buy three of his films in a triple pack on sale for 7 quid at asda
 
164) Chuck Norris has never been paid for a movie role. He did them all "for the joy of the craft".
 
165) Chuck Norris is a mime.
 
166) Chuck Norris created Hayden Panettiere by roundhouse kicking a snowman.
 
167) The studio backed out of "Chuck Norris vs. King Kong" because the gorilla soiled himself with fear!
 
168] Chuck Norris is addicted to sodastream drinks
 
169) Chuck Norris can read an Omahastar post without vomitting.
 
170) Chuck Norris owns the rights to red tac, and makes sure everyone else uses blu.
 
171) Chuck Norris was made when John Denver spilled radioactive waste in his lab while cloning himself.
 
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