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Rejected Chuck Norris facts list

39) Chuck Norris is gay

SO GAY THE FACT MUST BE STATED TWICE.
 
40) CHUCK NORRIS

(His name alone is a "fact".)
 
41) Chuck Norris is so badass he refuses to ask himself WWJD. Or Brian Boitano, for that matter.
 
42) Chuck Norris knows what vagina meat is called, but he ain't telling YOU.
 
43) Chuck Norris doesn't eat vagina meat.
 
44) But he does make 3 kinds of vagina jerky for his posse.
 
45) Bees dont sting Chuck Norris, they take one look at him and sting themselves.
 
46) In 2000 year, scientists will discover that Chuck Norris is, indeed the meaning of life!
 
47) Chuck Norris thinks this rejected fact list is adorable.
 
48) Chuck Norris thinks paedophiles should grow up.
 
49) Chuck Norris sucks a binky when he naps.
 
50) Chuck Norris can't belive it's not butter.
 
50)Chuck Norris oils himself up and flexes in front of his cats.
 
50) Chuck Norris has three number 50 facts.
 
51) Chuck Norris brought down the Berlin Wall with one kick!
 
52) Chuck Norris is not only the president of Hair Club For Men,he's a member!
 
53) Chuck Norris has size 32C balls.
 
54) Chuck Norris is niether a plant, animal or mineral.
 
55) Chuck Norris attended every concert in all of Cher's farewell tours.
 
56) Chuck Norris stole Christmas from 1984-1988.
 
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