Rejected Chuck Norris facts list

[Dr Dave]

57)Chuck Norris once sold women's shoes.

 

[Cassie]

58) Chuck Norris wears lace panties.

 

[Lord Waffles]

59) Chuck Norris likes his steak Rare.

 

[Yub]

60) Chuck Norris once filmed a fight sequence to "It's Raining Men" for Walker, Texas Ranger but it was cut by the network.

 

[Cassie]

61) Chuck Norris went on a pantie raid for panties.

 

[The Dork Lord]

62) Cassie bought some of Chuck Norris's Panties off ebay!

 

[CaptainWacky]

63) Chuck Norris invented Jar Jar Binks but claimed Lucas "raped" the concept.

 

[Lord Waffles]

64) Chuck Norris wrote the Kama Sutra.

 

[The Dork Lord]

65) Chuck Norris is everyone's daddy!

 

[whisky]

66) Chuck Norris hand bends every single paperclip into the shape we know and love

 

[The Dork Lord]

67) Chuck Norris will one day hunt us all down for what we've done on this very thread!

 

[Cassie]

^that's not very gay

68) Chuck Norris wears sparkly lip gloss.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

69) Whenever Chuck Norris refers to the term "69" in conversation, he uses the French soixante-neuf.

 

[CaptainWacky]

70) Chuck Norris things austistic people "are just putting it on a bit, but I have no specific problem with them."

 

[Lord Waffles]

71) Chuck Norris wears stripey toe socks.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

72) Jethro gave communion to Chuck Norris' Chia Pet turtle.

 

[Dr Dave]

73)Chuck Norris directs Life Time network movies.

 

[The Dork Lord]

74) Chuck Norris would not chuck wood, even if he could!

 

[Dr Dave]

75)Chuck Norris invented the color pink

 

[whisky]

76) Chuck Norris's muscles are all collogen implants.