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Rejected Chuck Norris facts list

97) Chuck Norris. He saved the world a lot.
 
98) Chuck Norris eats tables (I don't know.)
 
99) Chuck Norris likes to Photoshop John Stamos' head onto EVERYthing and post it on the IMDb boards.
 
100) Chuck Norris read this BLOG and didn't do anything about it.
 
101) Chuck Norris uses fat-free mayo.
 
102] Chuck Norris watches Superman Returns over and over again just to see Brandon Routh in the suit.
 
103) Chuck Norris is the number 1 seller of AVON in 3 states.
 
104) Chuck Norris whote letters to Martha Stewart (when she was locked up) professing his love!
 
105] Martha Stewart wrote back saying she only dates real men!
 
106) Chuck Norris became so outraged by Martha's cruel rejection, he went back in time and killed the dinosaurs again!
 
107) Chuck Norris needed a bump and Bruce Wayne was the man to give it to him.
 
108) Chuck Norris was offered the role of Treebeard in the Lord Of The Rings movies. Not just the voice, you must understand, but he would have actually, physically played Treebeard. Without any make-up or anything.
 
109) Even Chuck Norris can't believe this thread reached page 3!
 
110) Chuck Norris can close this thread just be posting the "clang" smiley.

:clang:
 
111) Chuck Norris would never do that!?!?
 
Well, he didn't, I did, so it didn't work.
 
112) Chuck Norris wrote a kind letter to Wacky expressing his gratitude for trying to padlock the thread, even if it was not successful.
 
113) Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the padlock off, just because he hadn't roundhouse kicked anything for a while.
 
114) Chuck Norris has been banned from more sites than you or I will ever even see!
 
115) Chuck Norris is a card carrying member of the DLA!
 
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