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Rejected Chuck Norris facts list

212) Chuck Norris was Chewbacca in Star Wars, the oil-slick creature that killed Tasha in TNG, and Morn in DS9. He chose to do all these roles uncredited.
 
213) Chuck Norris secretly hopes this thread will one day be stickied...
 
214) Chuck Norris knows better than to cling to false hopes.
 
215) Chuck Norris is suing the creator of this thread (Dork Lord!)
 
216) Chuck Norris beat 2007 like a red-headed step child!
 
217) Chuck Norris was the monster in 'Cloverfield'
 
218] Chuck Norris is in his lab, working on a way to prevent 8 ) from turning into 8)
 
219) Chuck Norris plans to roundhouse kick Dermot O'Leary if Emilia is evicted tomorrow.
 
220) Chuck Norris put Glyn through a meat grinder and braided him into a belt.
 
221) Chuck Norris has no blood.
 
222) If you play Bootylicious by Destiny's Child backwards you hear Chuck Norris saying "Lick my taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint taint Arnold."
 
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223) Chuck Norris isn't allowed to pee.
 
Chuck Norris completely forgot about this thread.
 
224) When Chuck Norris helps old ladies across the road, he throws them so far, they land in the next road.
 
225) When Chuck Norris Hitler Hitler Hilters the HIV HIV HIV, you can bet he fucking life sucks!
 
you all are FUCKING IDIOTS. Chuck Norris could roundhouse kick your ass so hard that you'd go to Jupiter. Which happens to be his severed left testicle
 
Thanks for that update.
 
226) That hurricane that swept Texas and the Midwest? It was Chuck Norris. They burned his toast at the Waffle House.
 
227) the earth orbits the sun because Chuck Norris hasnt decided to stop it.
 
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