Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Like "Oh my God!" you can't give out your REAL NAME n shit 'cuz then someone will A) track you down and murder you or B) steal your identity and you'll be fucked. And like you had to have a "cool" AOL nickname, like "Hugh Da Man" or "DarkJedi" and not "Hughdaman71935" or "ChunkyLover578". And God forbid if you ever went to a "suspicious" website, becuz then some hacker would take over your computer and use it to control your life like in that Sandra Bullock movie "The Net".
Remember? When email was like cool and special instead of just spam or work?
Remember? When email was like cool and special instead of just spam or work?