Remember when people were afraid of the internets?

[Big Dick McGee]

Like "Oh my God!" you can't give out your REAL NAME n shit 'cuz then someone will A) track you down and murder you or B) steal your identity and you'll be fucked. And like you had to have a "cool" AOL nickname, like "Hugh Da Man" or "DarkJedi" and not "Hughdaman71935" or "ChunkyLover578". And God forbid if you ever went to a "suspicious" website, becuz then some hacker would take over your computer and use it to control your life like in that Sandra Bullock movie "The Net".

Remember? When email was like cool and special instead of just spam or work?

 

[Cassie]

I didn't have a computer back then, lol. SRSLY.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I had an old b&w Compaq laptop, it would take like 4 minutes for each new page to load up.

When I finally got a desktop PC, it was a real treat to look at porn in color!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

My first proper experience of the net was my tv which had internet access back in 2000. Unfortunately it was only able to load the most primitive websites, which is how I ended up on Decipher's message boards.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm more scared now of identity theft than I was 10 years ago.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^Really, Jim McLaughlin of 221 E3 31st Street, NY, NY 10016? I would never have thought that JIM MCLAUGHLIN SSN 184-23-1769. How odd, JIM MCLAUGHLIN who works at 857 W. 57th Street, 42nd floor, that you would feel that way, JIM MCLAUGHLIN.

 

[headvoid]

I am very scared of you all.

 

[FBI parte due]

I thought Eggs' real name was JOHNATHAN FRAKES.

 

[Cassie]

Shhh, that's a MF secret.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

RED ALERT!

 

[curiousa2z]

RL INFO!!!
PLEASE REPORT THIS THREAD TO THE MOD SQUAD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I stole CaptainWacky's identity.