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REVOLUTION CHARACTER GUIDE
- Thread starter Cassie
- Start date
CHARLIE MATHESON
The apocalypse has done wonders for my hair.
CAN TAKE A PUNCH TO THE FACE.
Charlie, aka Katniss, is a crossbow wielding womanchild. She never gets dirty, or has messy hair. She's been punched in the face twice, her lip didn't even swell.
Danny and Charlie (Twinkniss and Katniss)
Nate and Charlie
Nate is Major Neville's (aka Major Evil) son, and probably a future love interest for Charlie. His name is not Nate, though. That was a fake name he gave Charlie when he helped Charlie and Maggie escape from some rapists. Not sure why he gave a fake name, it's not like she can Google him!
The apocalypse has done wonders for my hair.
CAN TAKE A PUNCH TO THE FACE.
Charlie, aka Katniss, is a crossbow wielding womanchild. She never gets dirty, or has messy hair. She's been punched in the face twice, her lip didn't even swell.
Danny and Charlie (Twinkniss and Katniss)
Nate and Charlie
Nate is Major Neville's (aka Major Evil) son, and probably a future love interest for Charlie. His name is not Nate, though. That was a fake name he gave Charlie when he helped Charlie and Maggie escape from some rapists. Not sure why he gave a fake name, it's not like she can Google him!
MILES MATHESON
Uncle Miles has a plan.
I'M HALLUCINATING AND I KNOW IT!
I'm a NINJA, bitches. I'M NOT EVEN TRYING!
Uncle Miles is a ninja. He can take out 20 armed men with a sword and a smile. He is Charlie and Danny's uncle, he's also Nora's ex boyfriend. OH and he was the second in command of the Monroe militia, until Monroe WENT TOO FAR... whatever that means! Uncle Miles is hated and feared by the Rebels because he was such a ninja badass murdering motherfucker! He taught the Monroe militia everything they know.
Uncle Miles has a plan.
I'M HALLUCINATING AND I KNOW IT!
I'm a NINJA, bitches. I'M NOT EVEN TRYING!
Uncle Miles is a ninja. He can take out 20 armed men with a sword and a smile. He is Charlie and Danny's uncle, he's also Nora's ex boyfriend. OH and he was the second in command of the Monroe militia, until Monroe WENT TOO FAR... whatever that means! Uncle Miles is hated and feared by the Rebels because he was such a ninja badass murdering motherfucker! He taught the Monroe militia everything they know.
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
Charlie's almost unrecognizable in the staged photos, she's not making that god-awful, eyes-too-big expression. She's actually a pretty girl.
NORA CLAYTON
HI EVERYBODY!
I'm looking for a biography of Joe Biden... TO STUFF INTO THIS LOG BOMB, YEAH! (srsly, that is the log bomb)
I wonder if Miles still loves me?
Nora is uncle Miles' ex girlfriend. They met in the Monroe militia. I'm not sure why she left the militia, or why she joined in the first place. After leaving the militia she joined the Rebels, and even got a United States flag tattooed on her back! This is something the Monroe militia would have to put you to death for, since it is illegal to own a US flag.
I FORGOT TO MENTION - Nora has been stabbed in the gut not once, but TWICE. She's a fast healer, though.
HI EVERYBODY!
I'm looking for a biography of Joe Biden... TO STUFF INTO THIS LOG BOMB, YEAH! (srsly, that is the log bomb)
I wonder if Miles still loves me?
Nora is uncle Miles' ex girlfriend. They met in the Monroe militia. I'm not sure why she left the militia, or why she joined in the first place. After leaving the militia she joined the Rebels, and even got a United States flag tattooed on her back! This is something the Monroe militia would have to put you to death for, since it is illegal to own a US flag.
I FORGOT TO MENTION - Nora has been stabbed in the gut not once, but TWICE. She's a fast healer, though.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
KEEP EM COMING> CASSIE!
until you get bored.
until you get bored.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Moar pix of Danny Twinkniss plz (less cloz lol)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
A great bunch of kids.
DANNY MATHESON
CAN I GET A HOT TUB? (Allstate commercial)
ANGRY FACE
THOUGHTFUL FACE
I'M IN HANDCUFFS!
YOU RUINED MY SHIRT, YOU BASTARD!
MY SHIRT, IT'S IN TATTERS... I CAN'T GO ON
NEW SHIRT, NEW SHIRT!
Danny is the reason for the 1st season. The gang are on a quest to save him from the Monroe militia. He is Charlie's little brother, and Miles' nephew. Also, I often refer to him as Twinkniss in my recaps because he's a bit twinkish, ISN'T HE? I think sometimes he looks more twinkish than others. He is very cute, and he has asthma. He's the only person on the show whose clothes get destroyed. Revolution must have gotten a deal on long sleeve t-shirts. GO AHEAD, TEAR THE ARMS OFF, WE'VE GOT A COUPLE MORE!
CAN I GET A HOT TUB? (Allstate commercial)
ANGRY FACE
THOUGHTFUL FACE
I'M IN HANDCUFFS!
YOU RUINED MY SHIRT, YOU BASTARD!
MY SHIRT, IT'S IN TATTERS... I CAN'T GO ON
NEW SHIRT, NEW SHIRT!
Danny is the reason for the 1st season. The gang are on a quest to save him from the Monroe militia. He is Charlie's little brother, and Miles' nephew. Also, I often refer to him as Twinkniss in my recaps because he's a bit twinkish, ISN'T HE? I think sometimes he looks more twinkish than others. He is very cute, and he has asthma. He's the only person on the show whose clothes get destroyed. Revolution must have gotten a deal on long sleeve t-shirts. GO AHEAD, TEAR THE ARMS OFF, WE'VE GOT A COUPLE MORE!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT JULIET.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
Twinkness has quite the range in emoting. He definitely has an asthmatic face so he does that part well.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
See, Ninja dad is an older actor, with wrinkles and some saggy facial skin. Why is it okay to make him the lead, but women actors can't get roles when they edge into late 30-40s?
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
Twinkness would have made a good Peeta.
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Double standard. TV/movie viewers want the lead women to be young and hot, and the men to be old, grizzled, leathery faced/wrinkled.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
As a woman it's hard to identify with a female character in the 18-25 year old age bracket. But, maybe that's why they thow in the older actor so women have someone they can relate to, even a grizzled, old Ninja.
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
Grizzled old ninja is still younger than me. I could relate to the google guy if he wasn't such a pussy.