Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
1) If your hands aren't caressing his testicles, massaging his thighs, rubbing that spot behind the scrotum, or scratching his pubic hair; they aren't where they belong.
2) After sexual activity, always thank him profusely. For sex, for him providing penis, hands, tongue, cum, whatever.
3) Never end a sentence in a preposition.
4) Strongly encourage nudity --explain how rule #1 occurs more often when he is naked.
5) Constantly be touching his naked skin as much as possible and tell him how nice he feels, smells, tastes.
6) Constantly tell him how attractive he is --but also point out other non-physical positive attributes so that if his looks fade he still feels confident about himself.
7) Constantly state how fortunate you are that he chose you out of all his other possible selections, explain how grateful you are for his favor.
8) Do whatever kind of sex he wants.
9) If you get irritated and want to say something mean, just stick his dick (erect or not) or balls in your mouth until you both calm down.
I have found that these rules work very well in my current relationship. They worked pretty well in previous relationships, and when those guys left me they tended not to keep significant others for very long and missed the pampering.
2) After sexual activity, always thank him profusely. For sex, for him providing penis, hands, tongue, cum, whatever.
3) Never end a sentence in a preposition.
4) Strongly encourage nudity --explain how rule #1 occurs more often when he is naked.
5) Constantly be touching his naked skin as much as possible and tell him how nice he feels, smells, tastes.
6) Constantly tell him how attractive he is --but also point out other non-physical positive attributes so that if his looks fade he still feels confident about himself.
7) Constantly state how fortunate you are that he chose you out of all his other possible selections, explain how grateful you are for his favor.
8) Do whatever kind of sex he wants.
9) If you get irritated and want to say something mean, just stick his dick (erect or not) or balls in your mouth until you both calm down.
I have found that these rules work very well in my current relationship. They worked pretty well in previous relationships, and when those guys left me they tended not to keep significant others for very long and missed the pampering.
