Rumors about why Fuddlemiff does not come in to chat!

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Folces Weard
2) He spends all his time penning his epic poem reflecting on that time he ate pizza at a pizza place once, the Marinariad.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
4) He works with Eggs on PowerPoint slides at odd hours of the day and night.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
5) Cool person party with Menty.
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
7) He is too busy perfectly replicating a bee's knee in 3D Max.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
8) Because I'm never in chat.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
9) Susie called him a "hat-eating buzzard."
 

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
11. he was invited to tea with the Queen. (which queen is for you to figure out).
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
12) He hasn't eaten, slept or bathed since the Carpenter/Zombie debate started.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
14) He's been trapped in Colin Morgan's "dungeon".
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
16) Chatters give him a raging painful hardon.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
18) Jedward.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
19) Whoever said humans were logical?
 
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