Rumors about why Fuddlemiff does not come in to chat!

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

21) He is in his studio, consumed by his passion for his latest project CHATPENIS SILO CHROMOLUME #4.

 

[CaptainWacky]

22) He wants me to start a "I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE. I NEED TO TALK TO FUDDLEMIFF." thread.

 

[Dr Dave]

23)He got tired of hearing about "hats for bats".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

24) Thinks the MF chat has become "like, really mainstream, or, like, whatevs?" lately.

 

[Dr Dave]

25) He is too busy hiding in dryers at public laundromats, waiting to surprise people.

 

[whisky]

26) because he was loaded, ok?

 

[CaptainWacky]

27) BROCK LESNAR

 

[Cassie]

28) Chat makes him twitchy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

29) Too many memories of HAVEN.

 

[headvoid]

30) He was BORKED