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Say nice things about Loktar

He doesn't overuse the word "shiny".
 
Loktar is not Hitler.
 
And yet, you're not Hitler.
 
Loktar, as far as I know has never shot several innocent people in the head with a high powered sniper rifle, in spite of the fact that the moniker, 'Loktar' is Creole for 'Clock Tower'
 
And yet, you're not Hitler.

As far as the people here who don't have me as a friend on Facebook know, my last name could be Hitler. I could be Daniel Hitler.



(I'm not though:()
 
You seem disappointed by that fact.
 
Loktar is not Hitler.
 
Loktar has frequent bowel movements.
 
Loktar, so far as I am aware, is not an evil dictator of any nation, nor has he been in the past.
 
Well, he's not _the_ Hitler.

Also - His name backwards is Ratkol. It almost has a Serbian lilt to it. Very traditional sounding I think.
 
Loktar always lends me money, even when I don't ask permission from him first.
 
Loktar has never molested or fondled Wacky's girlfriend Natalie Portman.
 
Loktar has never molested or fondled Henoch's boyfriend Ian Somerhalder.
 
Loktar has molested and fondled himself.
 
And never will. If I was gay I'd go for Tom Welling.
 
Loktar has never met any dictators.
 
Loktar will start a thread about being nice to [random] by the end of the day.

and if he doesn't [you] will.
 
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