Sayings

[Ilyanna]

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"

 

[Cassie]

A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct.

 

[Cassie]

Root hog or die.

 

[Cassie]

It's colder than a well digger's ass in Alaska.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"You can go to Jolly Pirate Doughnuts and take a two hour shit for all I care."

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Virtue is its own punishment."

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Wherever you find injustice, the proper form of politeness is attack."

 

[Dr Dave]

"Madder then a wet hen."

 

[Archibald Nixon]

The internet is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"...wound up tighter than the nuts on a new bridge"

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"History is merely a list of surprises. The study of it can only prepare us to be surprised yet again."

 

[CaptainWacky]

"PLAYING WITH ANOTHER MANS ASS IS NOT NORMAL, YOU FUKIN FAGGOT"

I fear we've made a false idol of this FILTHYRECWHORE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

"Red meat has been found to cause cancer in white rats. Maraschino cherries have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Cellular phones have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Has anyone examined the possibility that cancer might be hereditary in white rats?"

 

[Dr Dave]

"That dirty dacer!"

 

[Donovan]

That's ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.

 

[Donovan]

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

 

[Donovan]

I'll be all over you like ugly on a polkadot gorilla.

 

[Donovan]

man only needs to know two things in life: shit runs downhill and payday is friday.

 

[Loktar]

man only needs to know two things in life: shit runs downhill and payday is friday.

And don't touch your penis to a flagpole in the winter.

 

[cakewalk]

People say that I'm ignorant and apathetic. Well, I don't know about that and fuck if I care.