Sayings

[jack]

A walk through an ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Red meat has been found to cause cancer in white rats. Maraschino cherries have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Cellular phones have been found to cause cancer in white rats. Has anyone examined the possibility that cancer might be hereditary in white rats?"

I honest-to-god remember my late father once saying, after hearing of yet another such study, "I think lab rats are cancer prone."

 

[cakewalk]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

 

['Gear]

You win battles by knowing the enemy's timing, and using a timing which the enemy does not expect.

 

[cakewalk]

He's dumber than a box of rocks...

 

[Loktar]

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

 

[Dr Dave]

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"-The Movie Dodgeball

 

[Loktar]

"You dacer!"-some random messageboard guy/secret hippie from the Oregon Trail.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"...the man could charm the tail feathers off a peacock."

 

[jack]

Man who pull out too fast is burning rubber.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

CONFUCIUS SAY

Spoiler

Better to be wise ass than dumb shit

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"There's 'thinking outside the box', and then there's 'looking around for a smaller, roundish hole to force the box into.'"

 

[Archibald Nixon]

At least half of all problems faced by civilization come down to a single question:
WHERE SHOULD THE WATER GO?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"I'd sooner pick Gollum to be the ringbearer at my wedding."

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"It's not proof if you found it online...the internet is proof-proof."

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Heard the one about the blonde who kept a tanning bed in her back yard?

 

[cakewalk]

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. ~Alfred Hitchcock~

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Sicilian Mafioso

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"...this is but a single facet of a gigantic shit crystal..."

[said of a particular fuckup @ work; causing the well-worn "clusterfuck" to be replaced by "shitcrystal" for a time.]

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Kid, I've paid for abortions older than you."

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"Fuck you in the OTHER eye!"