Seriously, Menty...

[CaptainWacky]

Have you ever met Kamala?

 

[CaptainWacky]

(This thread should not be confused with "SERIOUSLY, MENTY, JUST FUCKING POST" which is still coming soon.)

((Menty's met a lot of famous people I just remembered.))

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Menty went to school with Martin Fowler of Eastenders fame.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Menty saw Pickle the Elf from Knightmare in Leeds once. "He looked sad."

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Menty snuck onto the set of DS9 when they were filming "Trials & Tribble-ations" and crept up behind Terry Farrell and sniffed her mini-skirt.

He is still on her Christmas card list.

 

[Mirah]

I don't even know who this Menty guy is. I bet he has never met Kevin Bacon! What is his Bacon Number?!

 

[Cassie]

Menty once saw House on a motorcycle.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Menty's views are so enchanting that when I heard them, I cleared off to Australia, strolled up Ayres Rock to the meditating Aborigines, pulled down my trousers and pants, polished my dinkle 'til it was as stiff as a pipe, prised its end open and shouted, "Lads, who wants a blow of my didgeridoo?!" They said they faced this ignorance from the white man on an almost daily basis.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Menty invented the invention.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Menty introduced Heidi to Spencer. "What have I done!" he later said (after eating horse meat.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've made it my absolute mission in life to get Menty to watch this video.

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I've posted it about four times already but I'm posting it here just so I have it "on hand" and can spring it on him the next time he shows up.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's been years -- he hasn't seen it yet?

MENTY MUST PAY!

(Oh wait he does...damn...)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I really enjoyed that, so I'm sure someone who once met E.T.'s puppeteer in a Brighton pub would appreciate it even more.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And you don't even know who Stone Cold Steve Austin is!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No, but Menty did paint a vivid picture of the time they did panto together and got drunk in Anthea Turner's dressing room.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Andi Peters flew into a jealous rage and hurled a kettle at Shane Richie.