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Seriously, Menty...

(This thread should not be confused with "SERIOUSLY, MENTY, JUST FUCKING POST" which is still coming soon.)

((Menty's met a lot of famous people I just remembered.))
 
Menty snuck onto the set of DS9 when they were filming "Trials & Tribble-ations" and crept up behind Terry Farrell and sniffed her mini-skirt.

He is still on her Christmas card list.
 
I don't even know who this Menty guy is. I bet he has never met Kevin Bacon! What is his Bacon Number?!
 
Menty's views are so enchanting that when I heard them, I cleared off to Australia, strolled up Ayres Rock to the meditating Aborigines, pulled down my trousers and pants, polished my dinkle 'til it was as stiff as a pipe, prised its end open and shouted, "Lads, who wants a blow of my didgeridoo?!" They said they faced this ignorance from the white man on an almost daily basis.
 
I've made it my absolute mission in life to get Menty to watch this video.

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I've posted it about four times already but I'm posting it here just so I have it "on hand" and can spring it on him the next time he shows up.
 
I really enjoyed that, so I'm sure someone who once met E.T.'s puppeteer in a Brighton pub would appreciate it even more.
 
No, but Menty did paint a vivid picture of the time they did panto together and got drunk in Anthea Turner's dressing room.
 
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