SERIOUSLY: THIS IS SERIOUSLY HOW SERIOUS I TAKE MYSELF!

[Douche Pukehole]

The internet, y'know...serious biddness!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Oh yeah: thanks to Eggs Mayo!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not an auspicious start.

DANCE, MONKEY BOY!

 

[Dr Dave]

Your av does not suck.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Not an auspicious start.

DANCE, MONKEY BOY!

SO MUCH PRESSURE! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Your av does not suck.

Thank you, Dr Dave!

 

[Ishcabittle]

What's with the name? That's a pretty harsh handicap to give yourself right out of the gate.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Present a big target: that way they have no excuse for missing the mark

 

[bad dog]

Once my woman goes to bed I will beat my meat.

Im not kidding..

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I believe you.

 

[bad dog]

I will think about your moms poontang while jerking my meat.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I don't have a mom

 

[bad dog]

I don't have a mom

You can have mine because im a nice guy.

I did all the work around her place, all she needs now is a slave. you game?

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Sounds good to me!

I will not let you down.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Okay, I think I get it now.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I am glad that you get it, Ishcabittle!

Please share with your nieghbor, if they haven't got it yet.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Its important to get things.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Yes, I Love Cunt. Getting things is important. The economy of many great nations depends on getting things!

 

[Ishcabittle]

This douche guy has a sting future here, I can feel it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHOOSH