SERIOUSLY: THIS IS SERIOUSLY HOW SERIOUS I TAKE MYSELF!

[Douche Pukehole]

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME??

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Shaddap. I gave you life. Now I gotta listen to yer yammerin?

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I just want love.

 

[Yub]

I don't get it.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

I don't get it.

YOU are not being a very good capitalist!

 

[Yub]

I'd rather not be one.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Well then, I suppose you should continue not to get it.

 

[Yub]

I HAS FEET!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

That may be all you need.

 

[Yub]

No, I'm pretty sure I need food, shelter and coffee. And closely following wants of internets and vegemite on toast.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I thought it was food, shelter, water and love.

But I could be wrong in this.