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Sex Tip of the Day

Sex Tip #3

Sexual toys are a great way to enhance your sexual experiences. They can vibrate, stay hard, and best of all they don't get tired. ;)
 
Sex Tip #4

DO NOT and I say do not give oral sex like the guy you watched in the porno last night. That does not feel good, it hurts.
 
Sex Tip #5

Don't squash her! Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
 
Sex tip #6:

Ladies, DO put your weight on him! We're big, we're strong, stop worrying about your weight. You ain't gonna crush us. Just relax and let yourself go, you'll be surprised how much better even the best sex can be.
 
Sex Tip *7

Women want to be pursued. For women, foreplay is all about the pursuit and we need lots of foreplay. So be careful not to end the chase too soon.

And Sex Tip #8

Ladies, never underestimate the value of a good blow job.
 
Caitriona said:
Sex Tip *7

Women want to be pursued. For women, foreplay is all about the pursuit and we need lots of foreplay. So be careful not to end the chase too soon.
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That depends on the woman. Wifey doesn't need any foreplay, she prefers to get right to fuckin'. Of course, she's one of those rare women that can cum from penetration alone. It doesn't hurt that I'm damned good, too. ;)


And Sex Tip #8

Ladies, never underestimate the value of a good blow job.
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Truer words were NEVER spoken!
 
Morrhigan said:
Gentlemen, here is how you put your woman in the mood to make you ecstatically happy: clean the house for her.
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You know... That never worked for me and believe me, I was the ONLY one cleaning the house...
 
Sex Tip #9

When you go down there, don't attack it! Direct pressure is very unpleasant. Once you have located the clitoris, gently rotate your fingers around the sides. Using the tip of your tongue, spell the alphabet over the clit. It will drive her wild!
 
Sex Tip #10

When most people give their partner a massage, they act like they are trying to work a cramp out of a football player's leg. For a much more (and sexy) approach, try the opposite: See how lightly you can run your hands over their body while still making contact.
 
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Sex Tip #11

Don't attempt anal sex and pretend it was an accident! This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.
 
Sex Tip #12

It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
 
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