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Sex.

10. She has an accent.
9. She admits to loving sex.
8. She drives a motorcycle.
7. She has a sexy voice.
6. She has nice breasts.
5. She has a great ass.
4. She looks like a porn star.
3. She has full lips.
2. She talks dirty.
1. You can catch a peek of her undies.
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10. Depends what kind of accent. If it's like some white trash redneck, no.
9. This is a must.
8. Well, heck, it's obvious why a woman might like driving a motorcycle. It's like having a vibrator on wheels. :bigass:
7. Hell yes.
6. Hell yes.
5. Hell yes.
4. Hell yes.
3. Hell yes.
2. Hellllllllll yes.
1. *Thud*

Gonna go take a cold shower now...
 
Tie your partner to the bed spreadeagled. Bring in a hot plate and a pot. Melt some chocolate in the pot. Get a very fine tipped paint brush. Gently coat both sets of lips in chocolate. Even mnore gently make sure you get all the chocolate off before it cools.

Repeat as needed.
 
Cosmo is great. Here's the Sex Position of the Week:




"EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS:
Bend over the side of the bed so your stomach and breasts are against the mattress and your feet are on the floor, legs spread comfortably. As your guy penetrates you from behind, he lifts your legs from just above the knees, holds them apart and thrusts.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
With your body angled slightly downward and your legs apart, he gets deep penetration. And since your gams are in his grip, he can thrust away with total abandon. Plus, he can easily view your sexy rear and watch himself move in and out of you -- an up-close and personal pose guys pine for. So what's in it for you? You feel weightless with your legs lifted off the floor, as if you're floating, while your guy does all the work. And his penis is perfectly angled to stroke your G-spot.

COSMO HINT:
Create sizzling-hot down-there friction by squeezing your PC muscles tight as he thrusts. That, plus the potential for serious depth and the sizzling view of your sexiest parts, is a triple threat that'll hit him hard. Very hard."
 
Armchair Sex Position
One of the more creative positions, the armchair is hours of fun once you can get the rhythm down. To get into this position, the giver sits up with his legs straight while their partner sits on top of them with legs on the giver’s shoulders and arms being used for support. Unfortunately, it takes quite a bit of strength on behalf of the receiver to perform this position, so you may need to train before you can enjoy all of its glory.
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This sums up my current fave.

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S. SaDiablo said:
I'm too horny to sleep... ;)
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Damn. You and I need to get together. ROMMIE could go fuck himself. You do realise he is my DUAL?? All this time you have been conversing with ME.
 
Another thing to do is dress your lover up in a schoolgirl outfit and insert an operating vibrator into her moist vagina, then pull the (hopefully) tight panties up, effectively trapping the vibe fully in. Then gently hogtie her, and fuck her mouth gently while she comes and comes.
 
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