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Sex.

Ok, then tell me how a man who is intelligent, funny, handsome, and....kinky.... is single???

Where were you last summer?

Forgive my shameless flirting DL, I cant help it :blush:
 
Rommie looks down at his crotch.

People wonder why I'm so much into Japanese women. At least I can satisfy them sexually. They have lower standards. :oops:
 
Ever seen a Japanese Porno. I think they're the only ones where I can watch it, and go........

I CAN DO THAT!!!!! :bigass:
 
I will admit this. I'm denser then hell when it comes to women. I normally can't tell when anyone is flirting with me, let alone hitting on me so it ends up with me being single.

And last summer I was busy digging in Montpilier. Madison has a big backyard filled with lots of fun things, as did one of his freedmen. Lots of nice civil war buttons, beads, animal bones, etc. Fun times.
 
I've got the same problem, DL. I can't tell either. They practically have to whup me upside the head and say, "Hey idiot! I like you!"

Happened to me Freshman year. This one girl genuinely liked me. I thought she was just playing with me, because others have messed around with me like that in the past.

She went on to be Miss Pear Blossom, and become quite successful. She's married now, and has kids.

Gods, I'm a fucking retard. She was cute as a button too.
 
Guys ARE dense, I'll give you that. But then again, maybe I am too. SO many of my guys friends say that I have a lot of guys that like me, but I can never tell, they never say anything!

If it says anything, my husband HARDCORE flirted with me. If he wouldn't, I would have no clue.
 
I can relate to that Rommie, even more so then you think.

I've actully had a girl, after months of unnoticed signs just get annoyed at me one night after another night of unsuccessful flirting, wack me up side the head, then called me an idiot and that she liked me.

I never see the signs, but when they say something I put two and two together and things make sense.

And if you want to know the extreme of shy, I'll tell you about my ex roomate and friend. It took this guy 2 hours to tell this girl that he liked her, and another 4 to ask her out. And this is him starting to say something then stopping, then starting again and stumbling over words.
 
In real life I'm really shy around guys I find attractive

Like if I was single and around DL, I'd be quiet and blushing :blush: Well hell, even married Id be that way!
 
Normally around people I dont know I'm quiet and people think I look opposing and am agressive. But in truth I really dont like to fight if I can aviod it and I'm a really good person.
 
Ow! Dammit Rommie! Doesn't help that I just bashed my head of a doorway because I forgot to duck again.

I'll be here most of the time, save for that bit of time when I'll be in AZ meeting up with family....
 
Well Ill be in Milwaukee in the beginning of August, then school starts again.

Hey, as long as DL doesnt mind being crushed on, its fine. Im married, not dead ;) I just cant act on anything!
My mom warned me that crushes dont go away when you get married!
 
I dont mind at all. I take it as a compliment. Especially from someone as sweet and sexy as you Lil.

And dont worry, as I've said before, you're married, therefore nothing would happen anyway. Been down that road before by mistake. Never again.
 
I respect that.:bigass: I'm flattered as well.


So, do you work tomorrow? Are you in school right now or did it just end for you? I know it's summer break for most, but I'm starting in the summer to take two prerequisites I need to take before my certificate classes start.
 
College ended last week and I'm home now. Yeah, I have to work tomarrow, and should probably get to bed.

Last time I didn't sleep, I wasn't tired all day, then I got home, sat down and turned on the TV and passed out on my couch still in my work clothes.

So, Night all.
 
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