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Shakira

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Is it just me or is she sexually attractive?
 
No, it's not just you. You're both sexually attractive. ;)
 
If you like then you shoulda put a ring on it, Wacky.
 
That's Beyonce.
 
I know, I'm just saying, if you find Shakira sexually attractive, and you "like" her, you should ask her to marry you. She might just say yes. Then the two of you could play a "Love Game"! :)
 
You did it again!
 
No, that's Britney Spears! Duh!
 
Oops.
 
Shakira isn't bad looking.
 
High praise indeed!
 
I used to think she was hot, but now she's too bendy. There's good bendy, then there's "what if she bends like that during the sex and snaps my penis in half and the doctors can't re-attach it in time" bendy.


I'd probably still have sex with her though.
 
I'm sure she'll be relieved to hear that.
 
That's why I posted it. She probably lurks here.
 
I think she's just bendy enough.
 
Do her hips lie?
 
They dont, nor are her breasts like mountains
 
Wacky, I think you should fly to Los Angeles, and wait around some hotspots so you can suprise her with your expression of undying love and marriage proposal. But honestly, I'm not sure she'll ever marry, because she is "Miss Independant".
 
I don't even get reference.
 
My favorite Shakira song is "Breakaway."
 
I like Poker Face. THOUGH THERE'S OTHER PARTS I'D RATHER POKE.
 
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