CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He only killed his wife a little.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
She did most of the work, he just loosened the lid for her.
Sir Sacrifyx
Sacrifyx Aloysius Bastard I
I won't tolerate any bad-mouthing of The Captain. Shatner is the greatest actor to ever grace our screens, small or big, and His characters are the most memorable ever created. Kneel before Him and beg His fucking forgiveness for your transgressions.
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
I would except for the fact that I didn't kill my wife.
Robert "Monkey" Loggia
Mongoloid Biscuit Beast
Neither did he.
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
Of course he did. Just as soon as he figured out how to blame her alcoholism, he drowned her in the pool. I'm sure any of us would have done the same thing in his position. I'm not saying he was wrong. Just guilty.
I'll bet he's no stranger to a stiff drink either. Judging by his permanent bloat I'd say his association with alcohol could accurately be described as intimate.
I should know. I'm also a raging alcoholic.
I have NO DOUBT he killed her! His phony acting in regards to the incident was reminiscent to his "Columbo" episodes.
"MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE IS DEAD, SHE MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME"
"I'LL MISS MOST, HER LAUGHTER, HER TEARS, HER JOY"
Shatner wasted virtually no time at all in finding an even younger woman to fill her shoes. GRIEF MY ASS!!!
Sir Sacrifyx
Sacrifyx Aloysius Bastard I
You're all a bunch of bastards. If The Captain did in fact kill her, then it was His will, and the bitch obviously deserved it.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
DENNY CRANE
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
I CAN'T BELIEVE LOKTAR AND DR DACE NEGGED ME CUZ I DON'T LIKE MOUNTAIN DEWI'M NEVER TYPING AT THEM AGAIN!
You can neg me for my hatred of Dr. Pepper, Crystal Pepsi and New Coke if it will make you feel better.
Sir Sacrifyx
Sacrifyx Aloysius Bastard I
The Captain is beyond reproach in all things. It is by His light that this corrupt world will see its way through darkness.
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
Except for that weird fishing vest and TJ hooker.
I feel like I might be losing the room here.
Sir Sacrifyx
Sacrifyx Aloysius Bastard I
We all know your feelings on the god thing, just know that The Captain is the closest thing to true divinity this sad excuse for a world will ever know - the fact that He graced our pathetic existence with such a phenomenal display of talent over the years (even TJ Hooker) speaks volumes about His love for the wretched beings that revel in His light.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
I CAN'T BELIEVE LOKTAR AND DR DACE NEGGED ME CUZ I DON'T LIKE MOUNTAIN DEW
How dare you call me Doctor Dace, YOU TOAD!