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Shattered Corpse Bans SaintLucifer In One Day!

Dark Link said:
Interesting summary, and I call bullshit.

First, find where I admitted to dress up like a hoplite. Once you find that, Which you never will because I never claimed it, we'll go at history again. I figure you must be a glutton for punishment.

And Greg's right, It's Roman you retard. Look at the Lorica, if you know so much about the Romans and such, you should have picked up on it.

Learn a bit about the 30,000+ other "geeks" of all ages and I do
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You are an idiot. I never said anything about the get-up you are wearing. I know it's Roman you dumb shit. I knew that long before you even knew what a Roman was. My people fought the fuckers you stupid idiotic, childish piece of cum filth. I was listening to stories about the Romans long before you were piss in your daddy's eye. My people were the only ones to never be conquered by the fuckers, which is why my relatives regale tales of my ancestors. Now shut the fuck up about your Roman costumes and go suck your daddy's momma. When will you realise,

I
DO
NOT
CARE.

Fuck, no wonder I abhor kids. Whine, whine and whine some more. This bitch is obviously upset because I mock the fact he still likes to play 'pretend'.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
What's Shattered Corpse?

And who gives a fuck if the kid likes to get assfucked like a Greek?
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I am not the one playing pretend. He is. Fucking guy is an adult, yet he still plays kiddy games. Why can't he play Nintendo like everyone else? Shit.
 
He'd have to be a scot or a descendant of a pict.

Luci, it's not that I give a shit what you think, You seem to enjoy being wrong. Problem is, you believe your own bullshit so much you pass it off as fact. I'm trying to enlighten the masses as to the truth.
 
Dark Link said:
He'd have to be a scot or a descendant of a pict.

Luci, it's not that I give a shit what you think, You seem to enjoy being wrong. Problem is, you believe your own bullshit so much you pass it off as fact. I'm trying to enlighten the masses as to the truth.
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Wow!! He actually got that right!!! I was talking about the Scots. Who's the moron that thought I must be chink?
 
The Romans never conquered them because the fuckers were insane. Some running into battle naked, others impaling themselves onto spears and continuing to walk until they got to the guy holding it.
 
Dark Link said:
The Romans never conquered them because the fuckers were insane. Some running into battle naked, others impaling themselves onto spears and continuing to walk until they got to the guy holding it.
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You could also probably attribute it to the fact that the Roman army was so stretched thin in that area due to separation by a large body of water (English Channel) and the gigantic distance from the Italian peninsula. Oh, and those pesky mountains, the Alps create a major detour. To move any army of considerable size that far and then over a large body of water would take months. Simply speaking, the odds were against them.

Yes, you're right, why don't they just sail around Europe to deposit the troops that way? Go do research on the Roman Navy. These guys totally PWNED on land, but get them out to sea and they have no fucking clue what they're doing.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Blah blah blah self-important postering... move along, nothing to see here OMG THEY BANNED ME IN LESS THAN HALF A POST THEN DELETED IT trolls are for kids more self-righteous hypocritical babbling I'm better than INSERT USER NAME HERE USER NAME is MEMBER from ANOTHER BOARD even though I enjoy speaking out of my ass my asses is related to MR ED who was sent to the ELMERS FACTORY after I got banned BEFORE REGISTERING You may all wish to be children, but I am a God.
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And what worlds have you created today? Oh that's right-- you didn't. Go back to your sandbox and play with your toys.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Well, well, well! It seems I pissed off the souls at www.shatteredcorpse.com! They started off by deleting every single one of my posts, then they not only banned me, but deleted the entire account as if it never existed. Yet another site I made my bitch. I lasted all of 11 posts there, although no one was online whilst I was posting during the first 9 posts. The 10th and 11th posts were deleted, then I was deleted. Bwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! If ever I survive past one day at a forum site, I shall die from shock.

Poor Hambil must have whined like the bitch that he is. I own the fucker. I drove him from this site. His anger at me must have reverberated throughout the internet because now he will never be at the same site I am. The fucker is my bitch and he knows it.
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Why do you believe that being banned as quickly as possible is somethng to be proud of and to tell people about? It's not exactly a hard feat to pull off, is it?
 
Yeah, Manpower was a major factor. With the empire as large as it was, the army was already spread thin. It's not like they could send a few legions up there to finish subjugating them. Top that off with the scots and picts fighting in almost nothing, vastly outnumbering the romans and overwhelming their lines didn't help out their cause. What did help was the fact that the fuckers were stupid and didn't know how to climb a wall.

And roman navy? Ha! It was a joke. An embarrassment. The only reason it was known as a success was that since the Mediterranean was their personal pool, they didn't have to worry about many Navel battles, Especially after they burned Carthage to the ground. The few battles they had with the Carthaginean navy went to the Carthagineans until the Romans figured out how to board them. Then it went from being a ship to ship battle to a close quarters fight, which was the Roman's speciality. Their ships were good, borrowed designs much like everything else. Problem was, they knew very little about sea travel.
 
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