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Should Cute People Be Shot?

Time for some Patron, cuties!
 
vacuous cute people, yes, they should be learned that not everything is theirs and that things should be earned.

cool people who happen to be cute, no.
 
I don't need my cuteness to get my way...that's what my massive tits are for.
 
*obligatory* PIX PLZ.
 
You know I'm just a tease.
 
I'm cute on the inside.
 
The other discussion we were having is this: Have you ever seen something or someone so cute it hurts?! That is why you want to shoot them, it just hurts too god damn much to look at them. I'm not the only one am I?
 
I don't want to shoot the painfully cute, I just want to hug them and squeeze them and love them forever.
 
Someone said something about massive tits?
 
I don't want to shoot them. I want to stab, cut, hurt them. The pain would be sharp and swift and stinging to match the agony their beauty brings upon me each time I look at them.
 
Soft Talkers should also take a bullet.
 
And people who describe themselves as "bubbly", when what they really mean is "fucking annoying motormouth who everyone wishes would fall down a well and drown - quietly".
 
And people who pretend to be "wacky" to cover up a gaping black hole in their soul...oh wait.
 
People who claim to be Silent, but are always posting about curry and shit.
 
AND LOKTAR
 
AND TWINS

(remember those super-annoying commercials?)
 
NO, I DON'T LIVE IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS YOU.
 
As someone on the booring side of "plain" physically, I usually view excessive cuteness or attractiveness as a disadvantage. People tend to objectify and presume. The SMART cute ones can use this to catch people unawares, the average or dumb cute ones get used.
In my own case, because I am plain, people hold off making the assumptions...

-SB
 
Cute people should be shot with a camera. Duh!
 
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